Rita is a nosy fucker. (acidink) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-09-21 14:58:00 |
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It was a slow news week, for the most part.
With the lack of activity from the mysterious caped figure that was terrorizing the streets several weeks ago, we thought things might have been safe again. Alas, that is not the case. Another vigilante has taken his place, stomping the constitutional rights of our county's citizens.
Our theory? Murder. This "Nighthawk" murdered the previous man, so as not to have competition on his turf!
And just what happened to that mysterious woman in London during the Olympics?
Murder. And the proof will be forthcoming!
Things have picked up on the Natasha Romanoff front, as our photographer appeared to capture a picture of her in a heated embrace with her red-headed co-star, Sansa Stark.
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But wait! It's well known that Sansa was not on set that day, and our photographer investigated further. The other woman appears to be Miss Leliana, Romanoff's assistant. Clearly, for Miss Romanoff, being her assistant also means being her whore.
What have you sunken to, Miss Romanoff? And does Ms. Stark need to watch her pretty rear end?