Communications

A video is storming youtube, with tens of thousands of hits! The subject? Actress Alleria Windrunner and her kiss rape of an unsuspecting patron at a coffee shop!

I've done some digging, dear readers, and it seems like there might be a past between these two star crossed lovers. My proof beneath the fold!

( now with pictures! )

>> So, how is your day going?
>> Dungeon is coming along slowly, seeing as Charlie quit on me

>> So. About those little blue babies.
>> I think you convinced me in my dreams, somehow.

>> I don't suppose you'd prefer a spur-of-the-moment vacation instead of the gala, eh?

>> So I accidentally asked a woman to this gala

>> I need your help.
>> Get a sledgehammer.

>> I'm sorry
>> Can you get rid of it, please? I can't look at it.
>> I don't want it anymore.

>> I got fired.
>> I flipped on people at the shop who pointed their phones at me.
>> There's a crowd around that coffee shop now.
>> Kill me now, seriously.

>> Despite what you saw last night, I don't want you to worry about me being baby-crazy, or anything like that
>> Haha

>> Tuxes are hard, Shepard.
>> Am I supposed to match her dress or something?
>> I don't even know how this works.

I'll wear my favorite color (red) to the gala. Are you going blue or did you have another idea?

Unless I should wear a tux.

Mr. and Mrs. Vakarian,

I apologize for my confusion on your wedding day. Allow me to invite you for dinner sometime soon to celebrate, belatedly.

Thane Krios

» Did you see that post by a girl named Glimmer?

Please forgive the time it took to send you this, I have been quite busy since you and your friends brought them both home...

It might not seem much, well... I am not very important and we have never met in our lives, but you are wonderful for doing that. I could kiss you, but I hear there is a lady in your life who would take such a thing the wrong way.

... it helps sometimes I think, to know that these things you do are not only good press, but also effect the little people out there that you will maybe never know about, no?

In any case, you said you would not give up, and here we are. Thank you again.