[ Open To All - Daytime ][ If Kirk had his choice, he would have taken being a woman all day again over this day.
It had all started so normally, waking up and showering and going about his morning workout. Everything should have just been a normal day without to much to worry about, right? But that was what he had seen it. That familiar fluff of hair resembling an overgrown dust bunny. At first glance, it was adorable. It would have been the star attraction at any pet store. But for those that knew them? They were horror incarnate.
He yelped and dove after the creature, only for it to slip through his fingers. Had they always been so quick? It didn't matter, he had to find it. Find it before it reproduced and they had an infestation of biblical proportions on their hands. Which means that people can find him running about frantically, searching hi and low for something.
Sadly, his search would end up suspended at some point in the afternoon.
It's a bit hard to search, after all, when your hands are the size of cartoon surgical blow up gloves. No, really. They hardly look like human hands at this point - more like bloated shapes slapped together, or a balloon animal. If it wasn't that, his tongue went completely numb and he could do little more than mumble his words or slur them. Never mind the random bouts of passing out, or feeling so dizzy and woozy that he stumbled like a drunkard.
God, he would never forgive Bones for screwing with his allergies. Hopefully not to many people saw him like this, though. Small mercies, please. ][ Closed to Wade - Night ][ He debated for longer than he should have. He lay there in the dark, feeling it creeping up, and after the way this day had gone, he didn't have to really think to hard on what it was. He had dreamed it so often in the early days after it happened, this phantom pain that haunted him, a nagging reminder and enduring punishment.
Perhaps he could make it through the night. Perhaps not. But there was one thing he knew for certain - if this got to be to much, he did not want to face it alone. Not this time. Not like in his nightmares. Let this, at least, play out differently. He hoped he would be forgiven for showing such a sorry sight.
He dialed the first number he had saved, groaning as the pain mounted. ]Hey, Wade? Do you mind coming over tonight? I could use the company.