DISORDER JOURNALS

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Hey. Been chatting with our Death Eater hostage today about some of those bigger picture things, since IDK what'd happen around names and stuff. Anyway. Please take the following with a smallish pinch of salt:

To confirm everyone's suspicions, it looks like the Imperius that Thicknesse is under is def. Manbun Yaxley's. At least it was at the start, and given they're around each other a lot at the Ministry I'd say it's a safe bet it still is.

And the other most interesting bit I got out of her was that YKW and the high ups seem to be convening at Malfoy Manor for whenever they have to do meetings. Also that it's warded to high heaven so any kind of attack on it would have to be super carefully planned, but not enough details on what the warding entails.

I hope it's something. Sorry it's not more. I'll keep trying.

From my calendar today: "The only way to have a friend is to be one."

NARCISSA.

What's going on with you?

Word seems to be that a Carrow shot Willy Locke? They may also have been wearing a turban? And/or slipped on his own snail grease into something sharp. Also it may not have been Locke at all, but an imposter who was posing as Locke for ... reasons. Also, the bats got out of Fledermaus's again, so watch out for that.

Anyway are rumours of your demise greatly exaggerated or what, Locke?

Also, the bats got out of Fledermaus's again, so watch out for that.

[ OLLIVANDERS ]

Apologies for not doing this in person, but I have some news I wanted to share.

Gilbert, your grandfather Garrick has been rescued from Death Eater custody. He's safe, and recuperating, and should make a full recovery. I'm afraid it's not entirely safe yet to arrange a visit, or for him to go home, but if you'd like to speak to him I can arrange a phone call.

[ CHARLIE ]

Did you know you can play chess on the winternet?

[ ORDER ]

I think Harry and the others are planning something. I'm not entirely sure what and I'm trying not to pry, but they've got some sort of bee in their bonnet.

I also think it'd be a good time to move Mr Ollivander - he's doing much better, and I think he'll benefit from being somewhere that isn't bursting at the seams. Is there still room at Great-Aunt Muriel's, Mum?

WARDED TO ANGELUS.

Hey. Are you busy?

ORDER.

don't yell at me but i ran into willy locke and i accidentally boromired him

Today is the 111th day of the year. It's also National Tea Day and International Astronomy Day, because we couldn't handle the idea of a day dedicated to something so big, so we had to sit at home with our cuppas and keep calm.

So, tell us a story about tea or astronomy or multiple uses of the number 1. Come on, then. This is how we bond and get over our differences.



[ Jasper Williamson ]

Hello!

I know this is sort of weird, but I've a question.

There seem to be a fuck load more dementors around these days. What’s up, Death Eaters? Did you miss your old pals so much you had to bring them in closer to home?

[ORDER]

We have some good news for a change--Teddy was born last night! We're very happy and excited to have you meet him, just let us know ahead of time if you want to come by--in case everything is shambles, or something. Which seems like a very real possibility.

[attached is a photo]

( o-mail to Rhys )

One of the bars in Knockturn (I forget which) is running a quiz night next week, the trivia kind rather than the "which dinosaur/junk food item are you" kind. If there's any interest in making up a team, please let me know. They probably want to bring some new customers in.

FORMER JOHN DAWLISH.

Checking in with some news, briefly. How are you getting on?

Nothing new on your father, but I'll keep an ear out. We all know that bail amount is bullshit.

Rhys is back from the dead, circumstances unknown but I don't know if you'd have heard since you're not on Hooter.

[...] Speaking of Hooter, it's becoming the platform to advertise murder on or something?? It's bewildering. Anyway, Death Eaters went on a rampage in some Muggle areas. Steer clear of [brief rundown of these locations] because I don't know about you but it screams trap to me. Or it's just their idea of fun, which is frankly sickening. After what they did to Rhys I didn't think I'd even look at Hooter again, but now it's becoming a way to keep up with whatever they want us to feel scared about today. [...] Ugh. Anyway.

00 — 05

Did everyone see this delightful video circulating on hooter of Rhys and Nora, both very much alive, from today? It's so beautiful, I'm crying.

I hope you're watching it over and over, Clement Elmo Max, you Death Eating scum that fucked it up as well.

ORDER.

Well, on the topic of something else we could do too, Alicia and I talked about this a little bit, but I think it might be worth repeating. I think we should try and use Layla as bait. Or I guess the idea of her even though I personally wouldn't care if we, but surely someone's still got to give a shit about finding her.

Let's set a trap and fuck some DEs up. I'm really tired of losing.

WARDED TO MULCIBERS.

I want to meet up. Let's end this once and for all.

[ORDER]

With regards to Ms. Vane's troubling news, I would like to address items that I am sure all of our Aurors have already considered and may be already gathering. But because I am a pest at my most useful, I thought I would throw my hat into the ring and keep the discussion productive. In a post-war world, we will have the opportunity to build evidence and prosecute the Death Eaters to the fullest extent of the reasonable law.

But if witnesses do not sur In order to build strong cases, clearly retain the facts and to ensure voices are heard, I would suggest collecting sealed files based on eye-witness accounts with the intent to submit them at any trials which might thereafter occur. I think these eye witness accounts would be invaluable evidence in trials against Death Eaters like Evelyn Mulciber.

Death Eaters killed my brother.

Evelyn Mulciber killed my brother.

This is part of a public record of the Mulciber's crimes. I want every single one of them to know that I hope they burn to death. I hope they don't have a wand and they burn you and all your flesh peels away and you scream and cry and I hope you die brutally and there's not even a whisper of mercy there. I hope you're hurt beyond recognition. Why

I want everyone to know that Cai was a good man and a good brother and he was just trying to be a good person and Evelyn Mulciber crushed his head in for no reason.

For obvious reasons, we will not be waking him.

I took this quiz and hm, my result:

You got: Totally overwhelmed by life

You often feel like life is a test and you forgot to study for it. You deal with a lot of anxieties, but once you learn to put less pressure on yourself, you’ll feel a lot better.

I mean!!! It's not INACCURATE!! But also I don't know that I have A LOT of anxieties! There is stress from work and from family and from my social life and also like the whole country being in this state of eternal turmoil but that doesn't really mean A LOT OF ANXIETIES, right? Right.

Okay. So. What are your results?

[ Death Eaters ]

I've run into a bit of trouble dears, and I could use some healing.

BAZ, CHELSEA, & OWEN.

Guys, Gwen's here and she's not okay and I need some help.

ANGELINA.

Hey Ang, I'm really sorry to interrupt your night but I need to talk to you and it really can't wait.

GRACE.

Hey, Grace. Are you busy?

DANTE AVERY

"We have something in common. I thought she was my friend too."

Uhm?

VICTORIA MULCIBER

Hey. 💛

GERALD AVERY

Dad, I want you to be honest with me about something.

[ LATER ]
THORFINN ROWLE

Do you think you would ever leave?

[ EVEN LATER ]
SINISTRA LOWE

Do I look like I could be a Willa?

HUGO NOTT

Can I ask you a question, Uncle Hugo?

With the latest revelations, and if I'm calculating correctly, the only departments at the Ministry not overrun by Death Eaters is International Magical Cooperation. Which makes sense, considering that they're navel-gazing sociopaths and xenophobes with no real diplomatic skills.

(Hey, don't touch my desk. And definitely don't look in the third drawer on the left side, okay? I'll want it back after your corruptive influence gets put in prison where it belongs.)

[OLIVER]

"Life was good. The sun hot. Only human beings—what did they want?” Dorky maudlin quote for your afternoon. 🤷

I'm going to o-mail Violet. We haven't heard from her in too long. Which, honestly, could mean a million different things that I'm going to choose to see positively.

Victoria Mulciber is a Death Eater.

I confronted her about it yesterday and she admitted it, but not before using the Cruciatus Curse on me, and then attempting to put me under Imperius. But it didn't work right, she was a mess, and so it broke off today.

So there you have it. She's exactly like the rest of her family despite pretending she isn't. She's just as much of a murderous, torturing asshole as the rest of them and she's the one who was abusing the floo to murder all those poor people.

You can't trust her and you're not safe around her.

Congratulations on being exactly what you've always said you hated, Victoria. You're just like your mother and sister, and I thought you were my friend.

[DEATH EATERS]

Hugo, good show at your duelling tournament! For those of you who attended, I think discussions regarding duelling styles and potential weaknesses observed of known and suspected Phoenixes will help us well and into the future.

Further, allow me the particular honour of affording congratulations to the live coverage -- the spectacle known as #theendofanauror. Every inch of ground we hold against the liberal trash polluting our culture means another life saved, another important aspect of our culture that we can safely cherish.

Finally, perhaps there are some of you who are consumed by doubt. We have experienced loss. We are beset by challenges as we attempt to secure our future. Some might even suggest that the militant way in which we uphold our ideals and beliefs isn't worth it. That the losses are too great.

To that I say - have hope. Some of us have been fighting this war for many years. And, for the first time, I see the blessed promise of an end.

still better than you, carmichael.

( Not an IC cut. Also, pretend this isn't bad photoshopping. )

Hey, Bellatrix. I got your knife.

[ORDER]

Though we still can't figure out exactly how, the Death Eaters found our house and Imperiused me into confessing I was in the order. And ruined my vegetable garden. Thankfully, Thaddeus scared the Death Eater away, so I was able to contact Lina, grab the cats, and flee. We're safe and Lina is making sure there aren't any residual Imperius things left over or what not. Made it almost twenty-six years without them figuring it out, so. Suppose that's it for the time being.

Oh! And congratulations, Hestia. Sounds like it was quite the tournament.