DISORDER JOURNALS

[WEASLEYs, OLIVER, ANGELINA]

I've had a good run, a read and the opportunity to stew on what a 'mild truth serum' managed to do to me. Besides throwing me off the Starbeaks for good, I have better foresight now and am quite sick of talking about myself. What I lacked in public detail, I certainly made up for under wards.

Please don't make me talk about my feelings for at least a month. But thank you for your presence, and for your present-minded action which saved my job -- and potentially my life.

I heard the most popular Halloween costume this year will be Wonderwoman or the clown from It. (Be all my nightmares remembered, okay.)

Wizards, I challenge you to think more critically! Go for something classic. Might I suggest Minister Artemisia Lufkin?

[ANGELINA, CHELSEA] separately

Are you guys okay? Did the DRMC show up? I heard I saw Hooter this morning. What do you need in Tinworth?

[OLIVER]

:((((((

[ROBARDS]

Tinworth. Let's discuss.

[WEASLEYs (readable by Oliver)]

I'm going to see Mum. I just wanted you all to know. George can attest that this is not because I want to create drama or stir up the feelings of abandonment I've perpetuated by my bad behavior. I'm trying to make amends.

I would like to extend that to you, if you'd let me. Please let me know if you'd be willing to spend some time talking with me.

Please be sure that you are following verified Hooter accounts. I can promise you that the Minister does not have a Hooter account, since his time is spent on more pressing matters of statecraft. He is not re-Hooting for Ke$ha tickets. He likes Celestina Warbeck. Likewise, Senior Undersecretary Umbridge's cats do not have a Hooter account but I have been assured that they like tuna, not salmon.

Understand the difference between real news and fake news. Recognize that propaganda is meant to disaffect and dissuade innocent citizens from living most thorough lives. Please be aware of sources and moreover, engage with critique most thoroughly. Official Ministry information comes directly through channels such as press briefings, memoranda as well as interviews with established sources such as The Daily Prophet.

To all of you who wished me a happy birthday, thank you. It was a quiet one, spent at home, cleaning the vanilla ice cream off my shoe. Dropped, of course, by an irresponsible child whose parents were agog at the latest vigilante shenanigans, evidenced by the wasteful pamphlets drifting around the street.

[MINISTRY OF MAGIC]

Law Enforcement and Regulation of Magical Creatures, I'm lodging a formal complaint first thing tomorrow morning. Dementors attacking civilians is not to be borne. The MINISTER will hear of
oh who am I kidding

If we're not strong right now, we can't expect it from anyone.

[FRED, GEORGE, BILL]

As I told George - message received. Thanks.

Messages to the Minister's office have slacked off a bit. You must be watching Game of Thrones. Know that each and every response will be addressed in the order it was received. Howlers not necessary.

But Game of Thrones? Never much understood the appeal of it, myself. Our histories of magic have been much more thorough and interesting. Dragons are likewise alive and well, as they very well should be.

BILL
FRED, GE

[OLIVER]

What's it like out there?