DISORDER JOURNALS

[ Lestrange ]

I lost the
We decided not to duel and
I l

[ Montague ]

Right, I didn't get to congratulate you after the duel.

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This is Caper, my new best thing in the world.

[ Rabastan Lestrange ]

So would I just make an appointment with your secretary or what.

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And on a personal note, thanks Mr and Mrs M. for that lovely quill. I'm sure you and your flatmates had a blast getting that all ready for me. And don't worry -- I've learned my lesson. I'll no longer be taking Our Lord Dr*co's name in vain.

[ Lestr Rabastan L Da Rabastan Lestrange ]

So
Were you serious about
Hey I've got a friend who's a Hitwizard who's a little worried about
So is this Dementor thing
Mum said

[ Graham ]

How'd it go with Phineas and the Wyvern?

[ Rabastan Lestrange ]

She said "Oh Merlin fuck, that bollocking piece of -- Jaysus, Eddie, what do you mean he said hello? Is he talking to you? Are you talking to him? I told you to stay the hell away from -- are you hurt? Did he hurt you? Eddie, I mean it, stay away from that --"

The rest isn't fit for civilized conversation.

So.

Alright, then. I'm taking a survey. Where did everybody's name come from? Why did your parents pick it for you? If the story's embarrassing, you HAVE to tell it.

I'll start, because mine's the worst. Eddie's actually short for Edasich, probably because my mum took every pain potion they'd give her when I was born and she was high af. That, or she thought I was going to be a 🌠 STAR. 🌠 Edasich is in Draco (the constellation, not the poshy blond from school), so I guess she could've done worse. I could've been Giausar. Or Rastaban.



Oh right, and I found a haunted house. It's supposed to be the best one in Britain. If you're in, let me know. We're going tomorrow night at 10.

[ Rabastan Lestrange ]

Sup, dick
So, hey, do you remember a bartender named Emilia Car
Murder anybody interesting lately?
Hey, so, Dad
Mr Lestrange, my name is
So quick q, how important really ARE bloodlines to
Um so I noticed that you were writing to Blaise Zabini's mum and you should probably know
There's a new edition of Auror Adventures due out this week and
My name is Edasich Carmichael and

Alright, kids. Where are the good haunted houses/mazes/rides this year? I'm finally not at Hogwarts for October and I know there have got to be some good ones out there. Also, who wants to go with?