DISORDER JOURNALS

Wow. Possible transgressions? I can see why you wouldn’t want your real name to be associated with such irresponsible bloody garbage.

You were right about one thing, the Floo Network Authority is already underestimated and underappreciated, so thank you for undermining all the good work this Department does with baseless lies. The floo remains the safest form of transportation we have, and I’m sorry that anyone might be convinced otherwise.

[LAKSHMI]

Has someone been around the office asking questions?

[DEATH EATERS]

What the FUCK

NOT FUCKING DEAD YET YOU YEAST-INFECTED TWATS.
— Not Dead, © J. A. Williamson, 2018.

Rest in torture, Peter Pettigrew, you unrepentant twat.

Death Eaters and their leader have now ended the lives of almost all of my friends from school. From our group, I'm the only one left. The one that should have And I feel like you need to know why:

Peter Pettigrew was a Death Eater who betrayed his friends to YKW so that he could murder them that night in Godric's Hollow.

Peter Pettigrew, in his fear, staged his own disappearance and allowed Sirius Black to be accused of his crimes. The precious Ministry happily convicted him and sent him to Azkaban for 12 years.

Sirius Black escaped and while, in his life, he was never validated or exonerated for killing his best friend or his wife, I am here to currently report that he did not kill them. He was wrongfully imprisoned by a man who was coddled by Death Eaters, manipulated by their tactics and his own weaknesses, until he could no longer understand what was good or moral in this world.

Peter Pettigrew was neither a hero nor even a good friend. He was a coward and the worst kind of Death Eater; he had love, he had acceptance, he had brotherhood. But he didn't care about it.

Death Eaters and Purists, save your bloviating bullocks. I will not answer it.

[ORDER]

I wanted to share with you the last thing Ted told me before she was murdered by Death Eaters - [screenshot]

And in so sharing, I wanted to remind myself of what not only I lost and my family lost, but what we are now missing. Don't forget why we're fighting. Remember Ted.

KEATS AVERY

So I am really annoyed by this but for whatever reason my flying horse vendor won't let me rent flying horses for your party? WELL rather, they said I could only rent out 2 and I said that's not nearly enough. I hope Vic is able to get them, because honestly!

Also, I've ordered the cheesecakes.

What else do you want? Name anything and I'll make it happen. (Except the flying horses, apparently.)

Let's make it the best party yet!

VIOLET SLUGHORN

We should talk.

THOR ROWLE

Why does your mother look at me like that? It's unnerving a little bit.

WADA is putting on a performance of The Tales of the Three Brothers and I can't wait to watch it! Granted, it's not until the end of May but I've got my tickets ready and I am looking forward to appreciating the enormous amount of talent these theatrical artists have. Who else got the pre-sale tickets?

Easter chocolate's on sale for 80% off at Myfanwy's. You're welcome.

[02-05 MINUS DEATH EATERS AND DEATH EATER-ADJACENT AND PROBABLE DEA Ah, fuck it

[NORA]

[In Portuguese]

I can't wait to be free of all these batshit crazy/stupid purists and big reveals. Tell me more about Brazil.

One of my mutuals on Hooter is also an Auror that was forcibly retired and now works as a private investigator in São Paulo. I'm going to ask him more about it.

I'm excited!

[DAFYDD]

When you said you'd leave if I left, did you mean that?

So let me see if I get this right...

Things that are currently 'evil':
- Pettigrew, according to some guy.
- St Mungos, according to some other guy.
- The Floo, according to some flyer somewhere.
- Art, according to another flyer laying around somewhere.
- An incredibly random bunch of purists, according to Hooter.

Is that about it?