DISORDER JOURNALS

LOOK at this HORRIFIC POEM I found today!!!! i'm LITERALLY haunted by how GROSS and WEIRD it is

I know why you favour horses
The reason, of course is
Because you, yourself, are a stallion
To smell your hair I’d give every last galleon
Of course your beloved would make me die
But it’s the little deaths that count, don’t lie*

um first off you don't need to be a WORLD CLASS DETECTIVE to know this is CLEARLY about RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE???? but secondly WHY? and thirdly WHY did i have to SEE THIS and FOURTH and LAST maybe WHY ARE YOU WRITING LUST POEMS ABOUT A DEATH EATER

I couldn't even BRING myself to read the OTHER poems on the page 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

ROLF & FERGUS.

I've THOUGHT about it and i GUESS I'll help INVESTIGATE. you DO need my SKILLS

[* credit to rhia and her poetry skillz]

Hello! If you're going to be drinking this weekend to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, then please be safe! I don't want to see you at the hospital!!!!

Also, if anyone pinches me tomorrow for not wearing proper Irish green (instead of the lime green Healer robes), I WILL murder you be VERY upset!!!! :(