DISORDER JOURNALS

Today marks the 369th birthday of Hildegarde Boffin, whose creative use of the Geminio Curse combined with cellos is still being studied to this day.

What's your favourite piece of musical trivia?

And for those of you who don't care about trivia, here is a puffskein playing piano.


[FORMER AURORS]

Has anyone had any issues with adding to wards lately? I was trying to upgrade my parents' today, and couldn't add anything new. I kept trying, and they started to unravel, so I stopped. I tried to do the same elsewhere just to ensure I wasn't doing something wrong, and it was fine.

Have any of you run into this?

[NORA]

I hope you're having a great first day back at work! 💛

president's day isn't the same without the sales

here's something to brighten your day

MADDIE

so, about that hooter

also, i have a pint of pig blood let's fuck up your shithead ex's day

Good afternoon.

I would like to take a moment to "signal boost" (as the youths say) the generous offer made by my dear friend Gerald Avery for information regarding the terrible incident that took place last week. I myself was present and attacked by some young people I did not recognise, but their description hasn't been enough evidence to hunt down the perpetrators.

I would also like to address the fact that although my good friend Byron Kettleburn spoke glowingly of me in the Prophet last week I am not looking for love in this later stage in life. Although if anyone is, I strongly recommend you get Kettleburn to write your dating profile.

DEATH EATERS.

I would like to, just amongst us, commend Mr Montague for taking the initiative to seek training with myself. He is already improving rapidly. There will be no more incidents with warded buildings. I am available for private tutoring should anyone wish.

What's an easy dinner recipe that looks fancy but you don't have to actually have that many skills to pull it off?

WARDED TO DMLE.

Yaxley, can you do something fucking useful for once in your goddamned life and tell Avery and Rosier that pledging rewards for large sums of money is going to flood our offices with hot garbage tips?

WARDED TO FORMER AURORS.

Gawain's birthday is in a couple of days. I think we should get together for it.

I know Tinworth likes to have the monopoly on horrors but today I found out that in Norway there's a town called Hell. Imagine being born there. Imagine your mother saying "Go to Hell" just because she wants you to go into town and pick up some eggs.

Does anyone else know any funny place names? Asking for a bored friend.