DISORDER JOURNALS

Omg it's such a shame so many copies of The Beacon are littered all over Diagon Alley. I went there to get something picked up for an event, but I was so turned off by all the litter!! I guess it's nice that people don't care so much about unverified and untruthful "facts" and chose to just litter, but WE STILL NEED TO CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT!!! Please recycle!!!!!!

This Valentine's Day, consider making a donation in the name of your loved one(s) to the Society for Distressed Witches. All the women and children that the SDW helps deserve to know that they are loved and worthy of love too, and the best way to do that right now is to support them financially.

You can even purchase a very cute card from the Society made by a small army of volunteers! (I helped, it was really fun to make):


WARDED TO DEATH EATERS (THAT SHE KNOWS ABOUT).

I'll keep this simple: I want to join.

[added later]

WARDED TO DAD.

Can I move back? I'm getting kicked out and I have a month but I don't really feel like being here that long.

congrats to the eagles! the gang would be so proud.

DMLE.

Earlier tonight, Ar. Robards sent in a distress call for DMLE backup. Jasper and I were on the night shift and responded. There were three Death Eaters -- we each dueled one but by the time they left and we returned back to the Wizengamot offices, Ar. Robards wa had wasn't had fallen off the balcony. He He's been confirmed dead.

GAWAIN'S FRIENDS.

I have some terrible news about Ar. Robards and there's really no good way of saying it. A Death Eater killed him tonight. I'm really, really sorry.

R08.

Hi my boss just DIED and I don't know what to do!

In ten days, it's going to be one of the best days of the year.

[ORDER]

Many of you were on this ward, but in case you didn't hear, Gawain Robards was murdered by Death Eaters.

The Aurors could use some help searching a few possible locations for his mother. I have the coordinates, if any of you are able to help.

Bad news, Tinworth. Your little hero is dead. I'm sure his traitorous little lackeys have found him by now, but I was so hoping to surprise the Wizengamot with a big reveal tomorrow morning.

If anyone's curious to learn the details of the fool's final moments, you can read all about them in tomorrow morning's Prophet.

DEATH EATERS

Robards will no longer be a problem or a distraction for us. Congratulations, Hugo. When you inherit his seat, I have two suggestions: have it reupholstered and take care of Mildred Thymblethorpe. That woman is beyond vile. I'm still scraping her unicorn spleens off the bottom of my shoes.

Furthermore, who were the Hitwizards? And why weren't they busy hunting down vigilantes when this took place?

MALFOY MANOR

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