DISORDER JOURNALS

Tips for hangover cures: if you don't recognize any of the words in the ingredients then the only thing it's going to relieve you of is the contents of your stomach. Thank you media overlords for commercial breaks.

[Death Eaters]

There should be less of a Quibbler revival issue in future.

The aptly-named Lady is staying with us for a short time while my grandmother travels the Continent:

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[Angelus]

My most eventful moment of the week thus far has been dealing with a singing toaster, which then escaped out the door and ran around the largely Muggle neighbourhood while belting a Celestina tune at the top of its lungs. Yours?

RICHENZA.

What are you playing at? Don't make me rip [...] Hello!

VIC.

So I've decided to go jump off a cliff!

THEA.

I really wish
If you
I'm

CURRENT & FORMER DMLE FRIENDS
(I realized there are a bunch of them and I don't want to leave any out, so if you think they'd be friends, throw them in!)

What happened last night? This isn't official. I'm not reporting on it. I just want to know.

GWEN & BETTY

Andy's dead.

LUMOS

This isn't a hext but it's close enough. What's good?

FRIENDS.

FYI!!!! a DEATH EATER broke into my place the other night and was just SITTING THERE AT MY DESK!!!! it was a GIRL but honestly it could be a DISGUISE except she said she wasn't WILLY and now that i've thought about it a lot more he TOTALLY isn't capable of accomplishing that. WHOEVER it was BYPASSED (most of) my traps and kept TALKING to me like trying to carry on a CONVERSATION. She or THEY kept saying I needed to be CAREFUL and to STOP and like ??? WHAT???? EVERYTHING about this is CONCERNING IMO and after some THOUGHT i've come to a FEW CONCLUSIONS

• I'M BEING IMPERIUSED TO GIVE UP MY PERSONAL INFORMATION
can someone PLEASE check this for me THANKS

• i REALLY have a stalker that's NOT Willy
• OR WILLY IS FEEDING INFORMATION ABOUT ME TO THE DEATH EATERS

• IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

think about it: WHO would know where i LIVE and how to get IN and SIT AT MY DESK better than someone who KNOWS ME? SO THIS IS A WARNING if it's ANY of you that's TELLING DEATH EATERS PERSONAL INFORMATION I will LITERALLY throw you into a ravine and let ASHWINDERS EAT YOUR BODY

saw this sign while i was out for work today. it's like they knew i needed to work on my axe throwing. thx @ every deity known to man, i've just the spot for it now