DISORDER JOURNALS

i skyped with my mum this morning and made the mistake of mentioning i was going to a wedding later. i still haven't recovered. please keep me in your thoughts during this trying time.

[ JEREMY ]

hey, are you
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[ ORDER ]

Hello! I thought I should properly introduce myself to everyone.

My name is Rolf Scamander! You’ve probably heard of my grandfather — he literally wrote the book on magical creatures, haha! I work at the Silvanus Kettleburn Nature Reserve and have access to a lot of creatures who may be helpful in the fight against Death Eaters. I also can obtain (through means that may not always be legal) other creatures we can use. For example, I sent a box of ashwinders to someone’s home and then their home burned down! Ashwinders only live for an hour so you don’t have to worry about them being harmed by the Death Eater.


Also, we can send Death Eaters to the Isle of Drear! It’s very dangerous!

I have other skills (dueling, limited sleight of hand, crossfit) as well, but I thought it best to address the whole magical creatures thing. I think that’s it? I’m very happy to be here!

Today, at the Silvanus Kettleburn Nature Reserve, someone brought in a cursed duvet they thought was a Lethifold.