DISORDER JOURNALS

[Purebloods - exc. blood traitors]

Wandless repellant? What has everyone been putting their discounts towards? I know that the whole premise of them is a lure to make me spend more, but I always end up drawn in.

[Mr. Avery]

I was terribly sorry to hear about your painting, Sir. Some people truly are incapable of appreciating the finer things in life.

[R08 Females + Ciara]

So, I have a discount
If there's anything you would wish to purchase

[Purist Females*]

I've booked an evening of pampering and champagne at the Enchantress for Wednesday night, should anyone care to join me.

*Pretty much anyone who isn't an overt blood traitor, if you're not sure, ask, but the answer is likely yes!

[Angelus]

How many of those calendars are currently up in the WWN headquarters?

Naturally this week has to be the busiest right before the hols. I'm debating the merits of taking Baileys with my morning coffee to stay sane and potentially risking getting fired.

FEMALE GRYFFINDOR FRIENDS.

So, Alicia?

FRIENDS.

So the Death Eaters are taking this whole Tinworth election thing REALLY seriously, by the way. Like let's leave your neighbour bleeding out on your living room floor seriously. So not that anyone's not being careful but I guess be extra careful? idk

dear rodolphus lestrange, you owe me a new front door you giant gaping prolapsed rectum

oh and don't worry, i got more signs