DISORDER JOURNALS

'13 - '17 MINUS SLYTHERIN.

actually... re: the ravishing katie bell's bday announcement...

a humble gathering at mine and alicia's this saturday night in celebration of the katie bell and the alicia spinnet

theme: snooty purist gala so dress the part!
main activities: karaoke and drinking
rules: no slytherins!!!
cake: already ordered
presents: at least bring a card
presence: absolutely!

Announcement time!

The press release is going out today but Mum wanted me to draw attention to it here. After twelve years as manager of Wigtown Wanderers, and eighteen with the team in total, Jacqueline Bell (aka Mum) is stepping down at the end of the year to focus on her family, writing her memoir and her charity work. We'll be holding a party at the end of the year to celebrate her career and doubtless she'll be doing some other kinds of commemorations with the league. Joey, Dad and I are ridiculously proud of her and all she's achieved during her time at Wigtown and we all look forward to sharing a few drinks and telling stories about her playing and managing days at the party.

In other, very important news, two of your favourite former Gryffindors have birthdays in the next week. Personally I'll accept flowers, gifts and assorted tributes and insist that you all shower Alicia with love, gifts and adoration too. Also we should all go get drunk sometime.

MORE PROOF THAT THE DRCMC (AND BY EXTENSION, THE MINISTRY) IS USELESS:

• There were SO MANY HAGS in DIAGON TODAY!!!!!!!!
  
• I couldn't even WALK THROUGH WITHOUT RUNNING INTO ONE
  
• THEN!!!! I saw one of them BITE A MUGGLEBORN WITHOUT A WAND
  
• so when I TRIED to contact the USELESS DRCMC, NO ONE answered and now I have a BRUISE on my KNEE because the hag PUSHED ME OVER!!!!!

Beware of gifts for people with pets this time of year. Apparently pets who eat holly get depressed.

Ted.

I don't suppose I've forgotten anything?

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On behalf of the Ministry of Magic, I would like to apologise to anyone who had to witness Phelan Whelan's outburst earlier today. It won't be happening again.

[ DEATH EATERS ]

We no longer have a Head for the DRCMC.

[ NOËLLE ]

You looked beautiful the other night.

[CAI]

Humour me for a moment and pretend that you're Priya. How would you feel about me quitting my job with an above decent salary, pension, and several years of experience....to become the wizard Stephen King?? Consider, neither of us want kids any time soon anyway because lol the world is ending, and if we're going to maybe emigrate one day, we should probably do that BEFORE the kids. Also, while I may take a temporary--er--not quite pay cut so much as pay termination, Stephen King is like...crazy wealthy, so it may all work out! Plus, you're a healer, so you're still going to be making the big £££ anyway.

Oh, plus, I think the Death Eaters kind of sort of poisoned my boss or something, drove him to insanity, and he might be permanently brain damaged. And I am super concerned that I could be next, considering they already find me annoying enough to try and burn our house down. Also concerned about who my new boss will be, since according to Notorious Mass Murderer Rabastan Lestrange, "it won't be happening again."