DISORDER JOURNALS

I looked up Stranger Things and somehow I don't think this is what everyone is talking about:

https://wiztu.be/v0K0VpPjMjQ

[FRIENDS - any non-purist around Roger's time, throw yourself in]

Before I have a run in with Dementors myself, who here knows how to cast a Patronus?

i know there's nothing more annoying than people announcing they're taking a social media break, but i won't be checking wizta/hooter/hexts/omail/etc for the next few days. i don't know what i'll do without the weird blend of adoring praise (i AM handsome, ty) and virulent hate (rosier is not better than me?) but i'm sure i'll find some way to cope.

[ BGC ]

get in touch with nora if you need me for anything and please don't fill the flat with POISON from [REDACTED] because i'll throw it all out when i get back.

NARCISSA.

I met the boy.

RABASTAN.

I went to that bar.

My apartment is suddenly filled with little plastic dinosaurs and I haven't the foggiest why.

[ Lestrange ]

Does Lucius Malfoy know about me?

Obscurus Books' Book of the Week is the harrowing true tale of Man vs. Lethifold: I've Got This Covered by Marlowe Swathe. When cape and cloak salesman Marlowe took a trip to the tropics, the last thing he expected was to be nearly consumed by his own wares ...

Available at all fine literary retailers.

I got out of bed this morning, couldn't find the cat. Went to make breakfast, still no sign of the cat. (He likes eggs. And bacon. And toast.) Went to the bathroom...

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Dropped my cup. I don't know why he does this to me. I'm so nice to him, and he hides in the bathtub to stare at me.

(DORA) TONKS:

Anything yet?

FRIENDS:

Something good must have happened to someone this week, right? I want to hear about it.