DISORDER JOURNALS

GWEN.

Do you think Baz would just SENSE that the chocolates I'm passing off as non-Rosier's chocolate are ACTUALLY Rosier's chocolates? I don't want to waste any of it!

What the fuck is this shit about Re Mr Lupin?

Me have also learned new things today.
1. Me must write like this now.
2. Sending a hext that says, “Me will see you for dinner at 7, then. Me am looking forward to it 😉” ends in radio silence.

An excerpt from Me, Jasper. AMA.

WARDED TO GAWAIN + MADDIE.

Me sent nifflers to the Malfoys the other day. Hopefully that distracted them + Lestranges from a day’s worth of evil.

Me am still thinking of where + how best to send a Death Eater a Potter tip-off. Can we arrange to have some porta-potties out in a field somewhere and tell them he’s in one of them? Me votes they are post-music festival grade of used.

Also, server’s up. Me figured we could start with a list of known Death Eaters and then a folder of suspected ones. Since all our old files got incinerated, we’ll have to start up a new database of information.

BELLATRIX.

Okay, so.

( Cut for Length and Layla being a bad friend )

My goodness. Will werewolves never cease to surprise us?

MALFOY MANOR.

Who left these chocolates in the dining room?