DISORDER JOURNALS

SNATCHERS

WHY ARE YOU ALL LAZY FOOLS

Why my dears, has mudblood Tonks not been captured yet? Please correct this, immediately. If results are not seen jobs will be a stake. We require more captures. Far too many Undesirables remain out there.

FRIENDLY PEOPLE TO UMBRIDGE CAUSE SHE HAS NO TRUE FRIENDS

It appears there is someone willing to break into my office. After the incident with Undesirable #1 my security measures were increased. This must mean someone in the Ministry and this sadness me greatly, that someone would steal from me but also make contact with such a horrible person and not report it. Trouble within these walls must be found out.

Sturgis, your child has something to say to you:

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['89 Order]

Is our whole year either (a) a Death Eater, (b) a vigilante or (c) a Hufflepuff? Sometimes it feels that way.

[Gawain]

Hello.

reunited with my beard and it feels so good.

[ FRIENDS ]

angelus rosier booked LUCIUS MALFOY, NOTABLE DEATH EATER to be a guest on our show. i'm convinced this is all part of narcissa malfoy's plot to RUIN MY LIFE.

EDITED TO ADD:
[ BGC ]

did one of you order fake blood for the party? because we have a bunch of it.

[ JASPER ]

You are ridiculous. But thank you.

I can thoroughly recommend the hospitality at the Gentle Green B&B. I've never had a more relaxing weekend away.

[ UNDER 30s DEATH EATERS ]

does anyone else hurt like fuck?

[ MALFOYS ]

i won the duel. against eddie, i mean.

[ RABASTAN]

i got the caput exspiravit curse to work properly

[ GIMOGEN ]

i’m going to be away for a couple of days, leaving monday night

aren’t you supposed to wait until after halloween to play christmas carols?