DISORDER JOURNALS

Two people lost their lives horrifically last night because the Ministry failed to respond to a very real threat. But I guess it's okay because they were muggles and everyone has lost all sense of decency and humanity.

WARDED TO THE ORDER

Right. We should've mobilized last night. Let's figure out how to prevent something else like this happening again.

I heard the most popular Halloween costume this year will be Wonderwoman or the clown from It. (Be all my nightmares remembered, okay.)

Wizards, I challenge you to think more critically! Go for something classic. Might I suggest Minister Artemisia Lufkin?

[ANGELINA, CHELSEA] separately

Are you guys okay? Did the DRMC show up? I heard I saw Hooter this morning. What do you need in Tinworth?

[OLIVER]

:((((((

[ROBARDS]

Tinworth. Let's discuss.

[ Magpies ]

Alicia asked a couple of weeks ago about learning mediwitch stuff. I'd like to still do that when everybody's recovered, if you're still interested.

How is everybody doing?

[ Just picture lots of puffskein gifs from the winternet ]


For anybody having a tough week! 💜

Events of last night were unfortunate, but have brought about long over due talks. I think this agreement is a great step forward. Something needs to be done and if this works, then wonderful. If not, something stricter by need to be put in place.

DEATH EATER INNER CIRCLE

My plan for Corner is on track, the office basically believes that Corner Sr. is unravelling before their very eyes, and now Chelsea Corner knows too. I think we may have an opportunity to implement a floo in the DMLE offices. I was just going to make Corner Jr. miserable, but I think getting Callum Corner fired for opening an unauthorized floo could serve us better. What do you think? He's worried about his children, after all.

AIDA

How about that wine?

In case you harboured even a modicum of doubt: Fenrir Greyback does not speak for all werewolves.

[ORDER]

Going on Hestia's entry, it's time to start considering ourselves a mobile unit. Keeping people safe and keeping You-Know-Who at bay should be our primary function while Harry finishes his mission. That means we have to get organized.

1. SELF-DEFENSE

Hestia, you are a personal bodyguard. Would you be willing to teach a class to any Order members who are willing to learn with you? Don't hold back.

2. DARK CREATURES/DARK ARTS

Inferius and werewolves in the space of a week. I am, admittedly, rather more familiar with the latter than the former. But I taught many of you once and I will do it again. You have the coordinates the Canal House in Limpley Stoke. Meet there on Tuesdays at 20:00 and we'll start up lessons again. How to recognize, defend and protect yourself against dark creatures and dark arts. We'll also be perfecting your use of the Patronus if you need it.

3. MEDICINE

We have Tonks' mum and my friend. Anyone else? How are we with potions? I'm 2 more weeks until usable Polyjuice.

4. WANDLESS

It's now illegal to help them in any way. As such, please attempt to be as quiet with your help as possible until we have the map of Diagon complete, we have the Hitwizard rotation and the building rendered Unplottable. At that point, I think we can start organizing Disapparition parties. Fred and George, can you keep an eye out for us?

5. JOURNALS

Keep up the fight. Know, however, that the more you talk back to Death Eaters, the more that they will make a target of you, anyone you love, or you even mildly find inoffensive. Consider it before you go on the record and use caution. We are coming up on too many coincidences and there are many of you with a lot to lose. Please be careful.

6. MISCELLANEOUS

Do you have a specialty? We can use it. Speak up. We need every bit of talent.

If this was inappropriate, I am s Please let me know what else I can do in the meantime.

[OWEN & JEREMY DEARBORN + TONKS]

How are you two holding up?

"peace between wizardkind and werewolves under fenrir's control"

fixed it, DP.

it's never going to happen. but we all knew this already.

[ Fred & George ]

my terrifically terrible twinbros -- the "curse" is down and the shop secured. i've triple checked the whole thing.

you should consider yourselves lucky: whoever you've managed to irk that much recently is pretty shite at cursework. probably got a D at charms. Cap*t exspiravit, when cast properly, is able to knock someone out cold.