DISORDER JOURNALS

[Order minus Molly & Arthur Weasley]

Heeeeeeeeeeeey Bill, oh brother of ours, esteemed cursebreaker we know and love,

Could you please get over to the shop like ASAP we have a cursed door situation (We're all fine for the most part!) It doesn't seem deadly but customers are getting both a scare and sometimes nauseous and we didn't do it this time and it's not like, FUN scary or FUN dizzy which is our brand soooo we're thinking it's a not-great thing but want to make sure it's not actually dangerous?

Fred, ideas for how to have customers come and go without touching the door or are we closing for an extended lunch break while we sort out technical difficulties?

WHICH OF YOU DEATH EATER ADULT DIAPER BAGS FULL OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TOUCHED MY SON

Is this stupid week over yet?

FRED & GEORGE

I thought I'd come by early today and there's -- something. At the door.