DISORDER JOURNALS

Dooooes anyone happen to have a lovely vintage set of shelves that would look brilliant in my apartment? Because while I could hack flatpack furniture, by the time you're done building it, painting it and adding furnishings, it's Christmas already.

Also. Ikea instructions are a nightmare.

WARDED TO GRAHAM.

Did you ever put in an application for the troll security trainer job? I also saw a 'help wanted' at the coffee shop.

WARDED TO ST. MUNGO'S STAFF.

Important information: I left a box full of Russian Caravan tea in the staff room because I personally can't stand it and my brother doesn't know how to shop for groceries. Please do feel free to consume it. All of it.

apparently it's a week for dumb attempts at predictions coz i just got harassed by one of the dumb wandless who wanted me to pay them to read my palm. no thanks.

[ IMOGEN ]

Uncle Lawrence says hi.

[ RABASTAN ]

hi hello hi sir so i found this curse in my uncle's books and i was thinking i'd try casting it on the stupid weasley shop but i'm having some trouble working it out. i was wondering if i could get your advice on it?

[ LAYLA ] added later

avoid the weasley shop for a bit

Has anyone seen IT? The kids keep mentioning something about a Dancing Pennywise and I have to admit I'm intrigued.

[ORDER]

I'm going to have the cottage to myself for most of Saturday, so if you're interested in learning the fine art of portkeys this would be the perfect opportunity.