Communications

>> I have been told you may be ill
>> I am a doctor
>> And also a god
>> With very good hands

( Separate but identical texts to Tony Stark and William Laurence )

>> Okay, buddy.
>> If even a week as a vampire is gonna be this rough on the emotions
>> I think it's safe to say that you're gonna live forever.
>> Or close to it.
>> That's a neat trick, if it's true.
>> And I'm not getting any younger
>> Me and Thomas are just friends.
>> My place is all fixed up and I'm moving out soon.
>> If you really do have a case of the emotions I hope you do you.

Tony

>> I think I lost my powers


Colleen

>> My glowy fists are gone!

( Voice texts to Tony Stark and William Laurence this morning )

Message to Wanda
Hey there brilliant scientist, I'm gonna need you to come down to the office sometime soon. We've got some paperwork to sign. It's no big deal, just making sure you're funded for the rest of your college career. You won't have to re-apply... like... ever.

Also noticed your brother reappeared, let me know if you need anything.

Message to Chloe Price
Hey Mechanic Lady, you're going through a rough time, you still want that GED? I've got a tutor on the line for you and I figure keeping yourself busy is a great way to pretend none of that other shit is happening. it's super effective for me--

To Cisco:
>> Hey my guy, are you packed?
>> It's almost taco time.

To Thomas:
>> Gotta be out of town this weekend
>> Taco Bell Resort time
>> Already made plans with cisco way back
>> Might have bought him the entire resort
>> Can't wait to see his face actually

To Jemma:
>> Do you know where I could get my hands on some chlorophyll
>> I'm about to be out of town and I need something I can pack
>> Preferably a source that's water soluble.
>> I had a bunch but it's hard to keep this stuff in stock.

>> I can't believe I'm asking you this
>> But I need some advice

( Text to Tony Stark )

( Text to Enzo/Kol )

To Caleb
>> Hey there mister
>> I sort of forgot to mention this a week ago
>> But I installed an AI on the servers
>> He should mainly keep to the workshop but you know-
>> Anyway I hope JARVIS hasn't given you a hard time

To Cisco
>> What are you doing today?
>> Is it lunch o clock?
>> You get lunches, right?
>> You should come over here and look at a thing.

( Text to Tony Stark )

>> So, sitting in my workshop having some thoughts
>> One of which is
>> Nite Lite Tony, y/n?
>> Because
I miss you--
>> Don't really want to disturb Your Sleepyness.

>> Hey legal
>> Did you by any chance snap up all the palladium in Orange county?
>> Because I'm gonna need that pretty soon here
>> And everyone's all 'nope we're out'.

>> Also who do I talk to about upgrading Jemma and Cisco's labs?
>> Just theirs.

(sent a bit earlier in the evening)

A Man comes to Thomas's door with his favorite Thai food: Two entire orders of drunken noodles with shrimp. The delivery man doesn't require payment or a tip, and instead hands Thomas a note:

Hey,

Had to head to my workshop for a thing or five, probably won't be back tonight. Here's some of your favorite food, though. Seemed like you needed a pick me up.

It isn't exactly my favorite holiday either.
- Tony

>> Do you need any help or do you have that covered?
>> I've got workers and some airships that can help with clean up and heavy lifting.

[Text to Tony Stark]
>>Sooo
>>>I hear you like lasers.


[Text to Barry]
>>You know what we should do more often?

[Text to Lydia]
>>Help.

[Text to Stiles]
>> Is it weird that This is my new screen saver?

>> How would you like an opportunity for a lot of good publicity
>> and charitable deduction opportunities?

>> There's a girl who claims fire comes out of her feet
>> Did you neglect to tell me they put LSD in the water here?

>> Hey buddy
>> I promised you'd be the first to know
>> SO here we goooo
>> I'm gonna tell you.
>> Are you ready for this?

>> Hey you
>> All of you
>> Both of you?

>> Anyway, your guy Cisco
>> Is over at Stark Tower with me
>> He's got some injuries but he'll be okay
>> The horde of zombies were trying to eat him.
>> I'm just gonna hold onto him for a while.

Alright you little muffins, the holidays are over and a new year just got here to remind us all about fresh starts and new leaves and resolutions. No, I'm not telling you mine. You can tell me yours if you want, whatever, I'm cool with getting like a million emails today.

So, first order of business: Calling out Danvers. Where are you, oh hey, there she is. She's probably having a heart attack over there that I actually wrote this up myself. Everyone, Kara is just about the hardest working... worker... I have. And so effective immediately she's getting a promotion. Put your collective email hands together for our new Public Relations Staff. She's gonna make us all look good, I'm sure.

Second order of business: Accepting resumes for personal assistant that I will probably ignore. But HR says I have to write this, so there you go. Wow me. Show me you have what it takes to be my person.

Third and finally: Nice work last year. Let's focus up this year and create some amazing stuff. I've got a lot of ideas, so look forward to those emails.

- Your Boss

( [Text messages to Merlin] )

( Tony Stark, You Have ( 17 ) New Messages )

( [Texts] )

( [Text Messages to Merlin] )

>>I'm so very sorry about the suit
>>I've nearly finished restoring it to its former glory
>>I don't know what came over me

>>I was wondering if perhaps this Friday you might be free

( [Text Message to Clint Barton] )

( [Text Message to River Song] )

» okay so
» i'm pretty much solid on the computer gear
» but i gotta ask a favour

» and i may bring up the whole weapons thing in order to get that favour.
» fyi.

With Director Carter's retirement, I've been running things in her stead behind the scenes. So I'm giving myself a promotion to Director. To make it all official like.

Continue operations like normal, but I'm really going to need a secretary.

( [Text Message to Melody Williams] )

[Texts to Tony]
[Backdated to Sunday]
>> Hey boss.
>> I don't think I'll be able to make it into work for the next few days.
>> Don't want to fry all your hardware
>> I think I came down with a bug.
>> A real bad bug.
>> Been real sick.
>> I'm so happy I modified my phone

[Texts to Tony]

>>It seems the dreams have left me a great many materials for that blueprint I showed you a few weeks ago.

( Email to Tony Stark )

» Okay, we're getting you out of the office for a bit.
» How is your relationship with sand?

concerned citizen wondering if you're aware that there's a really sketchy company in johannesburg with majorly outdated but potentially viable stark weapon plans?

>> What time are you coming in tomorrow?

I don't suppose you've got any ideas on how to do a large construction project in space.

( [Text Messages to Pepper Potts] )

» Hey.
» She said yes.


» Are you free today?
» How soon can you get to the clerks office?

( [Text Messages to Pepper Potts] )
( [Text Messages to Clint Barton] )
( [Text Messages to Steve Rogers] )
( [Text Messages to Virgil Hawkins] )

( Texts to Tony. )

Halloween. Party. Monday night. 6pm.

Costumes are not optional. I repeat: Costumes are not optional.

Attendance is, though there's an Open Bar, so I'm not sure why you'd pass that up.

[Hotel location]

Bring a plus one, if you want to. But this is Stark Employees and guests only.

>>Tony
>>I know this sounds inept, but, what's the dress code for your Halloween Party?
>>I have a plus one, and she was curious
>>I would assume costumes, but I wasn't sure if you had a theme or something along those lines
>>Or if it's black tie

( [Messages to Caleb Rivers] )

( Texts to Tony )

( Texts to Kate )

( [Text Messages to Raistlin] )

Attention Agency. We've picked up a signature out near Pluto, it matches that of the Reapers from my dreams. Its a Destroyer class, about a football field and a half in size. I'm going to take my ship and try to stop it before it gets any closer. If you know anyone who can assist, especially in space, contact them. Have people ready on the ground for an assault. I'll give the all clear when we take that bastard out.


Garrus

Tell me you've finished calibrations.


Jemma

Progress on your research?

(ooc: Wanted to get this out with room to spare for the sickness plot! No logs required for this one but if agency members want to make posts or log the aftermath/getting drunk go ahead XD)

( Texts to Tony Stark )