Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess (avengingstuff) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2019-01-03 16:17:00 |
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Entry tags: | kara danvers (supergirl), tony stark (iron man) |
Company Wide Memo
Alright you little muffins, the holidays are over and a new year just got here to remind us all about fresh starts and new leaves and resolutions. No, I'm not telling you mine. You can tell me yours if you want, whatever, I'm cool with getting like a million emails today.
So, first order of business: Calling out Danvers. Where are you, oh hey, there she is. She's probably having a heart attack over there that I actually wrote this up myself. Everyone, Kara is just about the hardest working... worker... I have. And so effective immediately she's getting a promotion. Put your collective email hands together for our new Public Relations Staff. She's gonna make us all look good, I'm sure.
Second order of business: Accepting resumes for personal assistant that I will probably ignore. But HR says I have to write this, so there you go. Wow me. Show me you have what it takes to be my person.
Third and finally: Nice work last year. Let's focus up this year and create some amazing stuff. I've got a lot of ideas, so look forward to those emails.
- Your Boss