Communications

( Texts to Raistlin )

( Texts to Chuck Bass )

( Texts to Chuck Bass )

( Texts to Chuck Bass )

>> I have something I need to talk to you about
>> Can I come over?

>> You want to get a bloody drink?
>> Except I can't drink but you can
>> Did I tell you I'm pregnant?
>> I'm pregnant.
>> I think I told you
>> But I'm not certain.

Pamela

>> Does Sunday count as my first mother's day? Because I'm not ready.

Pam

>> How soon is too soon for cravings?

Morrigan

>> Enjoy the show?

( Zevran )

>> This may sound completely insane
>> but are you single, and could you possibly fuck my girlfriend?

>> This shit blocks out the sun
>> I'll be out eating things
>> Be careful, huh?

You. Me. A romantic dinner for two in my basement.

Included are people from Thedas who actually remember Thedas

>> I'm having nightmares again. But they're not the usual Dreams
>> They're Archdemon nightmares
>> Just so you know.
>> Or it could be the Calling
>> Alistair doesn't have the Taint yet. So I'm fucked either way.
>> We should all do a BBQ. At night so Pam can attend.

Pam

>> I need a solution for lack of dick
>> I'm sure you can figure something out.

>> Two men following me today.
>> Either they're vampire hunters or Scientologists.
>> Get them off me.

>> We're gonna crash the Stark Party and take advantage of the open bar. Wanna come? I need my kiss for midnight.

>> So....
>> Christmas?

"Hey, it's Pam. Was going to ask if you wanted to hit up this new club I found. It'd be good fun, and apparently they get a lot of lesbians in there, so we can fuck with all the chicks who want us. You're the one person I've ever met who's made me think about getting a real job, because I love you. You're totally perfect, and my life's better with you in it. I get scared you'll l - "

*The phone is banged down abruptly.*

>> can you get me in?
>> kind of an emergency
>> would rather not go to the ER
>> woke up severely scarred
>> bleeding cause i just fed

>> I'm a walking comic book sound effect
>> We absolutely need to shag.

>> Morrigan!
>> It's Morrigan!

Right, well, I'm just going to go out on a limb here and draw the conclusion that you may have gotten a dramatic text message from my cousin, that she didn't deign to reply to.

Does that sound about right?

>> I'm having some difficulties
>> They won't shut up

>> have to cancel our date
>> woke up feeling shitty
>> like i'm still human & have flu from hell

>> Dreamt last night.
>> Lived with some guy Eric for a century.
>> Bit thousands of people.
>> They all lived unless I wanted them not to.
>> Tonight I'm going to taste you.

>> UI need ride
>> i c tree
>> tree
>> three
>> three this lady has breasts

>> hate it when you're right.

>> i'm sorry for being awol
>> but something happened, and i got scared of hurting you.
>> still scared, but realized i was being unfair.
>> can we talk sometime soon?
>> i miss you.
>> i admit it.

"Hi. Um. It's Pam. I realized I owed you an explanation. But I still don't think we should meet up. I had something happen to me ... with the ... dreams. Yeah. And I don't want you to see me like this. Or be scared of me. (quieter) I couldn't take that.

"But yeah. You didn't do anything. You're ... great. I just don't want you to be in danger. And I'm calling from a hotel, so don't bother tracing the number. It's better you're safe.

(long pause) " ... okay. Bye."

( Eric Northman )

( Maia )

>> they said it's over
>> so where the fuck are you?

>> So.
>> You free on Monday night?
>> Won't keep you late if you don't want.