Voice Mail to Maia
"Hey, it's Pam. Was going to ask if you wanted to hit up this new club I found. It'd be good fun, and apparently they get a lot of lesbians in there, so we can fuck with all the chicks who want us. You're the one person I've ever met who's made me think about getting a real job, because I love you. You're totally perfect, and my life's better with you in it. I get scared you'll l - "