Communications

Falcon sent me?

At least, I think that's supposed to mean something.

Are you sure we had to let her go, boss?

So I hear things are blowing up, how do I get sanctioned to help deal with shit?

》Give me your ideas on how to seduce a boyfriend (can I call him that?)
》We are not in the 40's here and he's not a Boy Scout anymore
》The more ridiculous the better, I need a laugh
》PS do you need a new job?
》You may fit in here at the Agency

Communications seem compromised, recommend only discussing non-critical information on the outer networks. Pryde says she set up a hard line with no external access for communications and even that failed. She's seen this before, apparently. Then she handed me post-it notes and said to use these until it blows over.

~Nat

>>I am not like a puppy, am I?

Good evening. I was wondering if you were in need of a medical professional for your Agency. I currently run a clinic for the poor, but I can offer my services if needed.

~Dr. Claudine Renko

msg to Rachel, Scott, Rogue, Logan, Cass, Laura, Jubilee, Buffy, Nick Fury, Obi-wan, Emma Frost, Neena and Steve Rogers


Guest what we, and the guest of your choice, are doing tomorrow? My treat!

[Text to Steve Rogers]
>> I had more dreams.
>> You selling bonds is the cheesiest thing I have ever seen.
>> And really, fondue?

[Text to Nick Fury]
>> Have you heard of HYDRA?
>> That's not a thing here, is it?

( Cut for mentions of Potential Terrorism )

>> I have information about Cerberus
>> I'd like to make a trade

>> So some things happened.
>> and I'm taking Scott's place with the whole mutant thing for now.

( (If you think you qualify, you probably do. That means even you, Fury.) )

So June must be 'Bring your friend D'artagnan to work' month, because my security team has caught you quite a few times nosing around in places that aren't in the immediate vicinity of your friends. Who I am assuming are Porthos, Athos and Aramis.

Care to explain yourself, son?

>> It has come to my attention.
>> That that thing you told me was NOT going to be my problem.
>> Has suddenly become my problem.
>> Now you are gonna read me in.
>> Or I'm gonna take away all your cookies.

That's the thing. That thing I told you about. That firebird. That's the fucking thing!

So about five minutes ago we had a security breach up in my office. My damn desk's all splintered up and some shadowy bitch went and stabbed me.

Some damn pink girl portaled in with her and then portaled back out. The alarms didn't even sound, we need some better security in this place.

Maybe some magical warding bullshit or something. I will take any and all ideas.

I got some anonymous intel the other day that gels pretty well with what we've been able to dig up ourselves about the recent snowy weather. The cause of this crap was definitely a person with some kind of snazzy ice powers.

Might be useful if we ever want some fresh sno-cones or something, but right now the person in question's got some amazingly shitty control of this stuff. This ain't even the fault of the person in question, so sadly, Wisdom, we can't just take them to weather jail. It's got some kind of tie to their emotional state, and apparently shit got real for this person sometime around the beginning of the month.

Right now I won't be giving out names, but I wanted to state for the record that we're on top of this and by no means do we intend to lock this person up or harm them.

( Additional Private Message to Candy )

( Additional Private Message to Kitty )

( Also, Text to Scott Summers )

>> I have some information
>> On the big freeze
>> And there's also some girl who's not me getting violent with muggers and punks, all vigilante style
>> But I'm going to handle that one.

[Text Message to Nick Fury]
>> Sir, are you still in the office?
>> I just woke up from a nap and I've got something you'll want to see.
>> And I need to tell you about my crazy dreams.

[Text Message to Steve Rogers]
>> Remember when you said you had dreams about the 40's?
>> Did you ever dream about a Camp Lehigh?

Snow in the middle of June ain't just some freaky climate change bullshit.

If anyone knows what might be causing this, I want info on my desk or in my inbox. If you're snowed in, don't bother trying to drive in this shit. Except for Wisdom, who already showed up.

Fury

>> I just found them
>> Logan confirmed the scent trail so they haven't moved her.

( Steve/Natasha/Pete/Logan )
( Cass and Blink )
( Wisdom )
( X-men contacts + Vel )
( Agency Asset Contacts )

( To Kitty )

( To Steve )

You been here all of less than a week and we've already got Problems with a capital P. Remember that terrorist organization? Seems like they thought it was a good idea to nab one of our people and take her on an enforced vacation.

Reading you in on this - you want in on one of the field teams?

>> Cracked it
>> They call their target "x"
>> "Three heads become more, mission remains to acquire target X"

>> I'm wasted on college.
>> I want in on saving the world.
>> Or at least Orange County.

>> This code is being a bitch
>> They're targetting something, or someone
>> It's not the code that's hard, that's easy, it's the encryption
>> But that's what I have so far.

You see that? You see that bullshit right there? That's the encrypted crap I'm talking about. Where are you on that, Pryde?

>> Some of you weren't here for this
>> But Pete Wisdom
>> is from some of our dreams
>> mostly mine
>> ex-boyfriend there
>> anyway, this would be Wisdom #3 to grace Orange County
>> The first one was a Cerberus plant
>> I don't know what's up with the second one, I thought he was legit, so either he is and he's dead, or he isn't. And either way Navi is in serious trouble.


Nick Fury

>> Whatever Pete Wisdom says, assume automatically he's here on behalf of MI:6 or something.
>> I'm running every background check I know.

ETA:
Scott

>> Think you can take the Blackbird and check on Navi?

( [Delivery for Nick Fury] )

>> You want to tell me what the hell a Phoenix is?
>> And why the most hardened Russian Spy I know is terrified of it?
>> Also, if I'm losing Shepard and her team.
>> Is yours stepping up to the plate or what?

>> There's a couple things I need to warn you about
>> You'll be interested in hearing them.
>> And also I've...started dreaming about. Well the same events as you and Steve have dreamed about.

( To Scott )

( To Kitty )

( To Carter )

>> Bwah
>> Am back


(OOC: If you talk to Kitty you're probably on this list)

>> How would you like to make a lot of money?

Nick Fury (later today>

>> I need to budget for some advanced transport and a backup strike team.

Several large crates have been stacked up in Tony's office.

Lord only knows where Fury found such a large supply of them, but inside the crates are several large boxes of Girl Scout cookies. There's a stock of every flavor Tony likes - and if he only likes one flavor, then he's got at least 500 boxes of it now.

A note that arrived with the crates reads: "Think you can manage to ration these? - Fury"

(ooc: This would be Commander Shepard, Steve Rogers, the new Musketeers as far as I'm aware. This memo didn't go out to Agency Assets.)

I don't do this 'polite' crap in emails. As far as I've been able to tell, politeness isn't a thing that even exists on the internet.

This is how we're gonna do this. I'm Director Fury, and now you answer to me. SOMEONE got the idea that things over here in Orange County were getting out of hand. Now I've gotta relocate somewhere sunnier than God's Behind and make nice with you fools. In case you missed it? I am not a fan of sunshine and surfing.

I want reports on my desk detailing the crap Ms. Bristow had you up to. And then I want the reports that are the truth. And THEN I want the reports about what you've actually been doing.

IF you do this in a timely manner, I MIGHT just treat you to some cookies or donuts or some shit. Because I'm nice like that.

You're Welcome.

>>I just want you to know I trust you to not get shot at your party.

>>Really.

>>It's the other people *I* don't trust.

>>Locations of Agent Elf over the last couple of days.
>>Obviously this is need to know:
( Read more... )

>>Today, the Kidlet and I are playing with the elf I bought to terrify my son in law.

>>We came up with this:
( Read more... )

((Sent to Team Avenger, Agent Uhura, Director Bristow, Kitty Pryde and Wisdom. Is he missing someone? You're welcome to receive this... treasure with your mail today!))

( You know he totally is putting one in the office on December 1st )

>> PARTY AT STARK
>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO AT INDUSTRIES
>> IT IS A PARTY INDUSTRY YOU SEE
>> woah caps lock was on

>>Okay. Nothing on the database yet, since that's gotta wait til monday but...
>>splatter analysis gal was in. Yeah, like Dexter.
>>Pretty sure ours doesn't mutilate people after.
>>Even if they deserve it.

>>Anyway. Based on what was on that shirt, 90 percent possibility wounds were self inflicted.

>>Which means...I've got no idea WHAT it means. Harper's talking people into offing themselves? Harper's creating fake evidence? No one knows where he went yet?

>> Apparently I have some DNA to give to you
>> If you run it through your databases for a match
>> I'll owe you and that includes helping on stake outs involving tacos

>> Ha ha found this thing in ur house
>> I put some weed in it
>> nao ur mishun shuld u chooze 2 ackept
>> is 2 find teh weed b4 it self destrucks

I feel like I haven't said hello or heard from many of you in a while, so I wanted to touch base. Things have been a little insane at the fire station, but that's no excuse.

>> I might need to call in a favor
>> I can get you some more information
>> But I'd like to request you contact Neena Thurman about a coverup.

The SHIELD thing you've been dreaming about and Stark and company have mentioned? Might be closer to happening than the congressional things we were starting to petition for.

Agent Bristow, former CIA at 51 is coming in to head up a new agency dealing with all of the strange shit that's been going on. It's her area and her call and I completely trust her and I've recommended both of you to her as people she might want to get in touch with.

Figured this was in both of your interests, but wanted to give a little warning just in case you get a call or message. You CAN trust her and she'll do right by you, and everybody else involved.

-Fury Out

I just wanted to give you a heads up, since you and I are getting all chummy lately.

The two kids from that rescue situation the other night are part of the case I'm working on behalf of the CIA here in Orange County.

I understand you need to debrief them, but Zuko at least may deflect any of your more awkward questions in my direction.

You and I probably need to meet up again soon anyway. I don't want any friction with the local Bureau, we're all on the same side here.

I need to bring you up to speed on some of the other things we've spoken about before, too.

( enter password here )

( A suggestion. )