Communications

>> I googled 'technologically reinforced nurseries'
>> I'm actually not too disappointed
>> Did you know you there's activity trackers that are threaded into crib sheets?

>> You can probably tell work's slow

>> So we've got a plan for Callisto's sister, happening soonish
>> Should go smooth. Posing as government agents relocating a witness
>> But might wanna keep your phone handy in case I need backup.
>> Big scary alien might be a little alarming for the poor woman.

Alright, wedding invitations have been sent. Look for yours, coming soon to a mailbox near you - or hopefully your own mailbox. Plus ones totally welcome.

But spoiler: March 25th is the date, right on the Florida-Georgia border in good ol' Tallahassee, but don't worry about transportation. We've got you covered, which is why RSVPing is so important.

( texts to cindy )

( texts to neal )

( texts to shepard )

OOC: Message sent Monday morning

[Private Message to Yang Xiao Long, Peeta Mellark, Revy Lee, Garrus Vakarian and Finnick Odair]

Morning, Everyone.

I was thinking of a group of us taking Gale for a hunting trip up in the mountains this weekend (Sat and Sun) as a bachelor party kind of thing.

I got a line on a cabin and will provide the food, so all you have to do is bring yourself and something to shoot game with.

Let me know if you're able to come.

-Wash

>> I'm in desperate need of shooting something, drinking something or screwing something and I know you're good for at least two of those


txt to Garrus

>> Remember the time you were like Shepard No
>> But I was like Shepard Yes?

>> Your kid's, what, over a month old now?
>> You should start a countdown to when he's eligible for potty training
>> Any day now, Cassidy

>> I had another dream last night
>> A new one.

>> Took a trip to Omega
>> Left something to monitor the Omega Relay. Didn't dare try to go through it without a good pilot at the helm. But we'll know if the Collector's show up.
>> The station was abandoned. Infested with Varren
>> Aria's club is creepy when there's no one there and the music and lights are going.

( pm to Jemma Simmons )

>> My clothes aren't shrinking in the wash
>> It's me
>> I'm in my thirties and going through a random but highly suspicious and fucking painful growth spurt

( Text to Zatanna Zatara )

( Text to Hanna Marin )

( Text to Garrus Vakarian )

( Text to Neal Cassidy )

>> A belated congratulations, Cassidy
>> I was in space when your announcement was made, but let me take you out for a couple shots of devil urine
>> Or alien manufactured liquor

( PM to Carter and Romanoff )

( Texts to Mrs. Vakarian )

As some of you know, I'm planning a get-together for Pete and Lina in honor of their first child making an appearance in the world very soon - it's not really a shower, but more like a celebration.

It will take place Saturday, March 5th, from around 6:00 pm to whenever people leave. I'm hosting what will be a backyard barbecue (babyq, or does that sound awful?) at my place in San Clemente, located at [address]. There will be plenty of things to eat and also beer, other cocktails, and non-alcoholic beverages. As I understand it, the parents-to-be have registered at the baby mecca known as Babies R'Us.

Please come and enjoy yourselves. I promise there will be absolutely zero games to play - just food and fun and celebration of new life.

This is also a surprise, so if you could not mention it to either of them, we'll let Hawke jump out and give Wisdom a heart attack as he intends to do.

( texts to Peggy Carter and Shepard )

>> Question.
>> It's okay to bring someone to your wedding, right?

>> My love life is in flames, want to get a drink?

>> Heard you're back
>> With good news, I'm hoping?

» I literally look back at texts I sent within the last few days and don't even remember sending them
» This can't be right

» Was also going to ask for your help with something but I forgot what it was
» Already started smoking again too

( Text to Neal Cassidy )


A half hour after the first texts

( Text to Ruby Lucas )


( Text to Pete Wisdom )

( Group text to John, Martha, Troy, Clara, Jack )

( Group text to John, Gwen, Michael, Pete, Lina, Cindy, Garrus, Neal )

( Separate Text to John )

( Message to Peeta )

( Message to D'Art )

[PM to Sharon's friends and family, and also Logan E. + Garrus, who will probably get stuck helping to set up the day of]

Veronica and I have been planning Sharon's baby shower, with input from the guest of honor herself, and it will be happening on May 9th from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM, on the plaza of the Heritage Museum in Santa Ana. The theme is 'French market' so I promise it won't be too pink or girly which is great because this is a co-ed shower. Come hungry - there will be lots of food (and macarons, I know Aramis loves those damn things).

Let me know if you're planning on attending, and I believe our mother-to-be is registered at Target so correct me if I'm wrong, Sharon.


[ooc: here for inspiration!]

( text to Neal, Wisdom, Shepard, Laura K...again )

( Identical texts to Neal, Wisdom, Shepard, Laura K )


( Text to Cindy )

>> Problem.

To Garrus
>> How did 'meet the parents' go?
>> I am sorry I missed your other text.

To Cass
>> Are you back to normal like the others yet?

To Natasha
>> I am going to need letters of reference for college.
>> I was wondering if... you could write me one.

>> Tell me you're all You.

texts to garrus:

» [selfie.jpg]
» Look how hot I am, and what you're missing

texts to ruby:

» Hey babe
» Uh
» Wear the cloak tonight?
» Please?

( Identical texts to friends )

( Additional text to Shepard )

( Text to Cindy )

( Text to Laura K. )

( Group text to Lina, John Smith, Rose, and Garrus )

( Texts to Alison )

Thank you so much, everyone. For everything. I'm back now - well, not quite yet 'home' because Garrus and I are looking for a new place, but. We're staying with Pete for the time being and are going to do some clean-up of the stragglers after we feel a bit better, but I think things are finally going to calm down for everyone.

Again, thank you.

( Text to Wisdom )

( Text to Shepard )

Hey. Any objections to you taking over operations of Shoegasm for a little while?

( Mass PM to friends. )

( The seventh phonecall to Pete Goddamn Wisdom )

Texts to Lina:

» What's the weirdest thing your dreams have gifted you
» Because I think I just might have something to top it

Texts to Garrus:

» Check in?
» Still alive?
» I received a present from the dream fairy
» May help us

>> I found the person.
>> It is a woman.
>> She was very slippery.
>> And is very stubborn.

[Mass PM to people helping Garrus out, which also includes people who he hasn't spoken to directly but still have agreed to help/have helped! Also cut for references to murders and whatnot.]

( message )

>> I know that Cindy can't die.
>> So she's probably alright.
>> But I hope that you didn't get blown up, too.
>> You are not immortal, as far as I'm aware.

>> If you or Cindy is dead so help me god I'm dragging your ass out of heaven.
>> I am not ready to meet you at that bar.

Regina

>> You safe?

>> Groceries are taking longer than we thought.

>> Sorry I didn't send this last night.
>> We finished late.
>> But it's done.
>> In case you were worrying.

>> Need to ask a favor quicker than I thought.

» Okay, figured that once I sort of got my head on straight I could maybe talk about this
» I will in person, of course, but this is just a quick way to address the situation to all at once
» Want to thank everyone for their help and support while my Dark One father took over my mind and fucked shit up for me and many of you
» I also want to say that, yeah, I died and I'm back now because you all can't get rid of me that easily
» I'm looking into therapy because I think everyone does at some point, while living here


» That being said, my apartment was apparently trashed and vandalized and ransacked and all I have left to my name is, I think, a left sock and one can of ravioli the looters left behind
» Thanks for the selfies of the crime scene, Garrus

( behind the cut )

>> I go dark for a day and Disney gets defiled?

( Text to Cindy )

( Text to Neal )

( Text to Cindy )

( Text to Shepard )

( Text to Neal )

( Text to Laura K. )