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(ಠ_ಠ) (break_the_cycle) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-08-22 04:20:00

Entry tags:

agent carolina, commander jane shepard, garrus vakarian

txt to Carolina
>> I'm in desperate need of shooting something, drinking something or screwing something and I know you're good for at least two of those

txt to Garrus

>> Remember the time you were like Shepard No
>> But I was like Shepard Yes?

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	calibrations 2016-08-22 11:58 am UTC (link)
	>> You just summed up our entire relationship, so you'll have to be more specific (Reply to this) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> There was the >> no wait, it was when >> you might have a point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-08-22 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	>> I usually do >> But what's the latest 'Shepard No' moment? >> I'd say you're making me grey but I'm mostly bald at the moment (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	>> If you actually have hair >> On your lizard head >> I need to see this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-08-22 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	>> Here I thought it was a cockatiel crest? >> I need to work on the gun battery on the Normandy anyway >> We can have some one-on-one (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	>> You just need someone to hand you the wrench >> I'm game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-08-22 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	>> And drink with >> If I want you to go away I'll just tell you 'not right now' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm having flashbacks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-08-22 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	>> I had things to do (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	>> Like calibrations? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-08-22 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> You're going to thank me when we shoot oversized fleas in space without a hitch (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	>> Excuses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-08-22 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	>> So supportive >> When are you free? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	>> How's Wednesday sound? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2016-08-22 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> All yours >> I look forward to hearing about whatever you got yourself into >> Please tell me it's at least a little funny (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	>> It's a little funny. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	topoftheboard 2016-08-22 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	>>Consider it done >>We can figure out the third later >>Want a ride out to the range? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	>> A ride sounds good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2016-08-22 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	>>Yessir ~~>>Probably best you didn't drive anyway, even before the alcohol~~ >>Give me 20 to steal my brother's half of the liquor cabinet >>This keeps up, I'm going to need to start stocking shot glasses next to the shotguns in my car (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	>> Am I that bad an influence? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2016-08-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	>>Or a damn good one (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	>> I suppose I am at that. >> You don't complain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2016-08-22 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	>>Why would I complain? >>Best way to deal with all the shit this place likes to throw at us >>Besides, we're responsible adults >>Or can at least play them on TV (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	>> Responsible >> That's a good one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2016-08-22 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	>>We're very responsible, sir >>We keep the safety on our weapons until we're ready to start annihilating helpless inanimate objects >>After that, I'll admit it gets a bit blurry (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	>> Keeping the safety on one's weapons is very important ~~Must not make sex joke~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2016-08-22 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	>>Absolutely >>And empty shot glasses would make excellent helpless inanimate objects (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> We're going to miss horribly (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2016-08-22 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	>>Damn straight we are >>It's going to be glorious (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	break_the_cycle 2016-08-22 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	>> We're Valkyries, Carolina. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2016-08-22 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	>>Yessir >>Let's go make Valhalla our playground (Reply to this) (Parent)