Maria >> Ugh >> I just woke up from dream that featured you >> And me… having sex … >> Why did no one care to warn me about this?!
Michael >> If I had told you we had sex in the dreams would you have believe me? >> But uh I didn’t know about it >> I actually just dreamed about Texas last night
Maria >> No? >> Yes? >> UGH IDK >> Why didn’t Liz or Max or Is say anything?? They’ve all dreamt this >> Oh god, you did?
Michael >> Ummm >> I don’t think any of them know? >> Not like they were there for it >> Yeah…
Maria >> I mean how can you not know? >> Don’t people in tv shows always pick up right away when people in their friend group hooked up? >> Thank god they weren’t >> I can’t decide if us dreaming it on the same day makes it even worse or is a relief that it’s over with for both of us
Michael >> If it makes you feel any better >> I think Alex picked up on it >> Though I don’t think he’s dreamed that far >> Over with? >> Geesh, DeLuca >> That’s the first time someone has ever said that about sex with me
Maria >> Oh… >> Great, another thing I’ll have to warn him about >> Oh hush, Guerin, it’s not like we had actual sex >> I meant getting both of us to dream about it so neither of us has to be awkward around the other wondering if they dreamt about it or not
Michael >> You clearly wouldn’t have let that happen >> Pretty sure you texted me as soon as you woke up
Maria >> Mainly because I am annoyed at the Universe >> Had to make it happen on Valentine's Day
Michael >> Guess your plan to avoid me didn’t work out so well