DISORDER JOURNALS

If you haven't seen our hoots, WWW is unfortunately taking a hiatus while we recover from the terrorist attack that the DMLE's newest Death Eater Hitwizard hire orchestrated, so please send all complaints via owl to Yaxley's office or dmle@ministry.mag or whatever it is.

We're not gone yet, though. Won't make it that easy for them.

[G16+Katie]

Living at home again is.... a thing. Mum's cooking is pretty great though.
Also, am I still having pain potion side effects or did I read Percy is actually trying to help Layla.

[Weasley Sibs]

Please visit more, Mum hasn't stopped being MUM about me since I got out of Mungo's last week.

[Eddie]

Thanks for the well-wishes and the pillow was great. I'd apologize again for warding you out of the shop but the DEs took care of that for us, so I guess we don't need to worry about it anymore.

If Montague says anything to you, do you think you could let us know?

DMLE & Obliviators

I’ve just received an unconfirmed report of a Dark Mark in Appleby. Is anyone available to back me up investigating? I’m unaware if it’s a Muggle area so we may need an Obliviator.

Thank you.

Excuse me what the FUCK happened last night?

WARDED TO DEATH EATERS.

My assignment is complete.


If anyone is with the DMLE you may want to opt out of cleaning up this one.

WARDED TO IAN.

I was busy and forgot to ask. How did dinner go?

[OLIVER, PERCY, LAYLA, KATIE]

What happened to Keaton? Who did him?