DISORDER JOURNALS

FORMER AURORS.

I need some of you over to my place ASAP. Death Eaters have left me the bodies of several muggles from the area.

KNOWN DEATH EATERS.

You're all disgusting.

ANGELINA + ALICIA.

Please keep Mittens a little while longer.

ORDER

the death eaters attacked tinworth last night. they [...] murdered several of mine and ang's neighbors and left them in front of ar. robards' house. he thinks it's because he announced that he's running for wizengamot and i'm sure he's right. maybe we should do more patrols in tinworth. the crazy shit never stops happening here.

also george and i are going to check out another plant tonight in mould-on-the-would. my brother told me there have been a few people brought in with burns from there who said it's been breathing fire. given how the last couple of these things have gone, can anyone be on standby in case a bunch of death eaters show up?

[WEASLEYS & OLIVER & ANGELINA & PENNY]

Went by the Magic is Might statue as I have to do every day. There's a new face that looks eerily similar to Phelan Whelan.

Conjecture: People are being murdered and subsumed into the statue. This includes Moody and Wadcock.

Possibility: I am hellishly paranoid.

Inevitability: I won't be home until late, Oliver.

Happy Birthday, Bill.

PS expect a new Head for DRCMC very soon.

VICTORIA, AIDA, AND SAXON.

This Greyback thing is a fucking joke, right?

Fenrir Greyback is in charge of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures? Did I hear that right?

[Order]

Well, Alicia and I are back from Operation: Put Out Firey Ficuses and we're okay other than being wet and reeking of smoke. Definitely think it was Death Eater oriented based on my initial attempt to put it out caused it to spontaneously combust and explode into more fire.

This shit got old so long ago and it's just getting OLDER.

[Friends & Weasleys (Minus Percy)]

Okay sorry for living under a rock for the last couple weeks I have been buried in our new and IMPROVED line of defensive products.

Who wants to help protect the citizens of Wizarding (and Muggle!) Britain alike by helping me TEST them

If anyone likes 90’s dance hits, come to Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes today because every time someone calls me (WORST day for this nonsense, I already yelled STOP at my dad down the phone) we’re getting treated to the same one. Again and again.

Related: does anyone know how to fix this?

[ MEDIA ]

really? nothing on the mass slaughter in tinworth last night? does "if it bleeds, it leads" not apply if the victims are muggles and/or the perpetrators are death eaters?

[ TINWORTH RESIDENTS ]

hey, so

should we all start contacting our solicitors about wills? maybe check in with ELM and wizards undertakers to see if they have any promotional deals atm?