DISORDER JOURNALS

FRED & GEORGE:

I have a favour to ask. Your brother got an invitation to that Purist gala for St. Mungo’s and he wants to go, “to spy.” I won’t be going with him, obviously. Is there something he can use to, you know, tell me he’s not dead or tell me if he’s in trouble that is more subtle that hexting me all night?

ORDER.

i'm registering our hooter today after practice. what kind of content do you guys want to see on it?

DEATH EATERS.

Richenza and I are going to be planting some evil little surprises for the muggles starting tomorrow. We're going to be doing Tinworth and Mould-on-the-Wold first as a head's up. They'll be in predominantly muggle areas of those towns so there shouldn't be any issues. Don't approach any suspicious plant-life anyway, basically. If anyone tries to remove them they're set to trigger wards so we can respond and deal with whoever it is because you just know people will try to save the muggles.

FRANCINE.

Are you still How are you?

added later in the evening:
THEA.

I'm going to avoid cliches and just ask if you want a drink.

[ORDER]

i don't have a lot of time. but i'm really very sorry. i've been kept for 2 weeks and she's tried to get harry's location out of me but given i don't know it and none of us do, it's been a rather fruitless endeavor. she's let me go.

but it's come with a condition. i'm being tracked. and the tracking chip is emitting a poison, as well as my position. i am supposed to give up the order's headquarters or harry in 18 hours. elsewise, i'm dead. none of these things are going to happen, clearly.

your help, however, and your ideas, would be greatly appreciated.

[ Cho ]

SO, I ran into a Dementor this week. Can we practice this weekend sometime because guess who has two thumbs and choked under pressure?

Well, I know I'm excited to learn all about some fancy Pureblood families from a charity I've definitely heard of before. What better way to get into the holiday spirit?


Also, quick note for the Knockturn/Diagon set, Fledermaus's seems to have a hole in their shop or something so, you know, watch out for bats. I think they like Christmas music. There's half a colony gathered outside Amanuensis and honestly, it serves them right. It's still November.

Cause and effect.

If you hadn't taken their wands, trapped them in Diagon Alley, made it illegal to help them, and so forth. If you hadn't done that, there would be no 'vagrants'. No supposed 'threat'. Nobody would be desperate enough to try and grab the wand of someone lucky enough to have one.

You wouldn't have a problem at all, if you'd taken two seconds to consider the "if x, then y" thing. Kind of sloppy, isn't it?

Additionally, it's interesting to note how many people seem to feel threatened by the unarmed and defenceless. You have wands. You have homes. You have money. You have everything these people do not, and yet you fear them.

[Peony]

What really happened?

GRAHAM & THEA.

fuck i think i lost my wand while i was poison candle shopping where the fuck do i go to get a new one with ollivander's closed?