DISORDER JOURNALS

It may be November, but the countdown to Christmas has already begun! Every holiday season, The Pitch holds a charity drive for Quidditch for All, an organization dedicated to making sure underprivileged children have brooms and other Quidditch supplies. Unfortunately, we won't be able to work with Quidditch for All this year. Instead, The Pitch will be working with the Society for the Preservation of Magical Heritage (SPMH). SPMH works to preserve the rich traditions of purebloods, celebrating them, and bringing knowledge to those less fortunate. This year, the SPMH needs your help to set up a special exhibit for the Malfoy, Lestrange, and Avery families.

It doesn't take a whole lot to help out an organization in need this Christmas. Please, do your part to help the SPMH educate magical Britain about these fucking murder illustrious and noble families.

Barnaby Snell
Co-host of The Pitch

The dog park that's off Diagon Alley isn't getting our business anymore. There's another nice one in Harrogate and still another in Hampstead Heath.

[OLIVER]

We've got 2 rather interesting invitations to discuss.

a) Dinner at Mum's with the family. She's using the hot sauce, and you're spared questions of pregnancy. The entire family will be there. I mean everybody.
b) A charity gala put on by the Purists for Purists on behalf of St. Mungos. It's a Parkinson tradition, and my first year getting a bloody invite.

[GAWAIN]

I can submit the paperwork next Friday. The Wizengamot representative for Tinworth's 129, tired and ready to spend his days oogling young ladies in Brighton. So, if you're ready.

[MUM]

Has anything come of the cassette players?

[PENNY]

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