DISORDER JOURNALS

I think it has been over a week since a Howler has been sent because some one was offended by something said on the air. Yay me! Yay people!

Anyone going to the Festival in Hogsmeade this weekend?

Today marks a very important anniversary:

It's been seven years since Nora and I baked our first pumpkin pie together, a very memorable occasion on which we horribly burned said pie and then covered up said burned bits with excessive amounts of whipped cream.

Let us celebrate with these seven pumpkin pies I've burned especially for this occasion.

Love you, honey. 😘💛

[NORA]

Also, how do you feel about the pitter-patter of little feet?

No, not because I'm secretly knocked up, but because my brother's asking me if I'll teach again.

We could use the extra money, I suppose.

Thanks to everyone who tuned in to the Pitch this morning, I hope you enjoyed the interview as much as I enjoyed being there. My sister says I sounded like a right idiot, but she always says that. There's just no pleasing her.

And many thanks to our hosts for making me feel at home. It still feels surreal that anyone would want to hear from me, and I'm incredibly grateful for the chance. Hopefully it won't be the last time they have me on. Although it probably

I should talk about something other than Quidditch at some point, shouldn't I? Uh. Yeah, that's all I've got.

DREW SPINNET:

I am such an a I can't hide under a rock forever, can I.