DISORDER JOURNALS

Please be sure that you are following verified Hooter accounts. I can promise you that the Minister does not have a Hooter account, since his time is spent on more pressing matters of statecraft. He is not re-Hooting for Ke$ha tickets. He likes Celestina Warbeck. Likewise, Senior Undersecretary Umbridge's cats do not have a Hooter account but I have been assured that they like tuna, not salmon.

Understand the difference between real news and fake news. Recognize that propaganda is meant to disaffect and dissuade innocent citizens from living most thorough lives. Please be aware of sources and moreover, engage with critique most thoroughly. Official Ministry information comes directly through channels such as press briefings, memoranda as well as interviews with established sources such as The Daily Prophet.

Violate the Statute of Secrecy and face certain death.




Kidding. But stop flying where Muggles can see. It's a headache for everyone.

For once, we have a Ministry with sensible priorities. I've never cared for the Auror Office. Something about the smell of stale coffee and a Head Auror with the unmistakable scent of having slept in his office too many nights in a row. How kind of the Ministry to relieve him from his stressful, fruitless duties. A Tuesday seems as good a night as any to celebrate.

And I told you any attempt to arrest me was a wasted effort, Dearborn. Are you convinced yet or does your life need to be made more difficult before you'll take my word for it?

DEATH EATERS

Let's all make our new hitwizards' lives hell over the next few weeks. I want to see them snap. Consider that an official mission.