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8:59 AM
I've never seen so many people so worked up over a list of facts. You are all going to give yourselves wrinkles frowning at the paper like that.
June 2018
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- !!! npc
- lord voldemort [1]
- willy locke [7]
- aberforth dumbledore [12]
- adrestia fawley [5]
- adrienna jugson [7]
- aida shafiq [4]
- alastor gumboil [1]
- alicia spinnet [22]
- amos diggory [8]
- andromeda tonks [6]
- andy smudgley [3]
- angelina johnson [28]
- angelus rosier [12]
- arthur weasley [9]
- barnaby snell [26]
- becca dunstan [7]
- bellatrix lestrange [14]
- betty braithwaite [14]
- bill weasley [10]
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- evelyn mulciber [18]
- fergus plunkett [11]
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- fred weasley [9]
- gawain robards [19]
- gemma farley [2]
- george weasley [18]
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- mitzi abbott [4]
- molly weasley [6]
- narcissa malfoy [11]
- nora cadwallader [29]
- noëlle zabini [4]
- nymphadora lupin [25]
- oliver wood [30]
- orvil scabior [2]
- owen dearborn [15]
- patricia stimpson [20]
- penelope clearwater [10]
- peony parkinson [8]
- percy weasley [32]
- rabastan lestrange [17]
- remus lupin [22]
- rhys cadwallader [26]
- richenza selwyn [4]
- robinet burke [13]
- rodolphus lestrange [11]
- roger davies [12]
- rolf scamander [13]
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- sinistra lowe [11]
- sourav kartik [5]
- sturgis podmore [10]
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- thorfinn rowle [3]
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- valkyrie avery [13]
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August 23rd, 2017
6:47 PM
I can't say that I'm surprised that Granger girl is wanted for questioning. There was always something very suspicious about her and I'm glad something is finally being done about it. Even if it does come to nothing I'll feel better knowing that she, and the others, were questioned properly.
I can't believe that it's already time for school to start once again. I'm going to miss my youngest siblings but it's nice to see them so excited to head back. I suppose I'll just have to spoil them more than usual for the next couple of weeks.
I can't believe that it's already time for school to start once again. I'm going to miss my youngest siblings but it's nice to see them so excited to head back. I suppose I'll just have to spoil them more than usual for the next couple of weeks.
7:08 PM
Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet, Grace Jordan, Roger Davies:
Did anyone else listen to the Pitch yesterday?
7:34 PM
FRIENDS.
Just so you know, hit training is harder than it looks. Even for an athlete. And there's no adrenalin rush like with quidditch. At least not in training. Can't speak for when I actually start fighting crime. Also don't yet know how this [...] news will impact our work.
To close, I might already be regretting my decision not to become a famous quidditch player, but perhaps it's too early to tell.
If anyone needs anything, let me know. Feels like a rough road ahead.
THE DMLE.
Funny how no one is talking about that wizard peddling illegal substances to minors this week.
Just so you know, hit training is harder than it looks. Even for an athlete. And there's no adrenalin rush like with quidditch. At least not in training. Can't speak for when I actually start fighting crime. Also don't yet know how this [...] news will impact our work.
To close, I might already be regretting my decision not to become a famous quidditch player, but perhaps it's too early to tell.
If anyone needs anything, let me know. Feels like a rough road ahead.
THE DMLE.
Funny how no one is talking about that wizard peddling illegal substances to minors this week.
9:15 PM
Muggle-borns: The Order stands with you and we are here to help. We don’t buy this preposterous, purist rubbish. Think carefully about what you plan to do in light of the unjust Muggle-born Registration Commission.
Registering with the Ministry will mean putting your fate in the hands of known abuser of Hogwarts students, Dolores Umbridge. Umbridge refuses to say what, specifically, will happen to Muggle-borns who register. In response to a concerned citizen, Umbridge wrote, “After the interview, if they are deemed to be a muggle-born, the muggle-born will be registered in our registry and we will be looking into the theft of magic.” There is only one way this investigation of “magic theft” can end, since magic theft is not real; it will end in a conviction. The punishment? Unknown, but in spite of what Umbridge claims, we believe it will indeed be sinister.
Consider, too, that the MRC has been lauded by known Death Eaters, criminals, and murderers:
“Congratulations on achieving what centuries of the Ministry could not. Your commission promises to be a victory for wizardkind,” writes Bellatrix Lestange, Death Eater, murderer, and torturer who ought to still be serving a life-sentence in Azkaban.
“I'm glad we finally have a Minister who isn't completely inept. Fudge and Scrimgeour were jokes. Thicknesse is steering this country back in the right direction,” applauds Rabastan Lestrange, another Death Eater, murderer, and torturer whose life-sentence in Azkaban has ended curiously early.
Not registering and getting caught later will incur an even worse punishment. However, registering could make attaining true safety and security difficult, if not impossible. We can help. Trust you friends and loved ones, turn to them to get connected to those who are able to help.
Friends and Family of Muggle-borns: Now is your moment. Stand by your loved ones, stand up, reach out, help them gain access to life-saving resources.
[OOC: Print versions also distributed in popular locales in Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade, etc.]
Registering with the Ministry will mean putting your fate in the hands of known abuser of Hogwarts students, Dolores Umbridge. Umbridge refuses to say what, specifically, will happen to Muggle-borns who register. In response to a concerned citizen, Umbridge wrote, “After the interview, if they are deemed to be a muggle-born, the muggle-born will be registered in our registry and we will be looking into the theft of magic.” There is only one way this investigation of “magic theft” can end, since magic theft is not real; it will end in a conviction. The punishment? Unknown, but in spite of what Umbridge claims, we believe it will indeed be sinister.
Consider, too, that the MRC has been lauded by known Death Eaters, criminals, and murderers:
“Congratulations on achieving what centuries of the Ministry could not. Your commission promises to be a victory for wizardkind,” writes Bellatrix Lestange, Death Eater, murderer, and torturer who ought to still be serving a life-sentence in Azkaban.
“I'm glad we finally have a Minister who isn't completely inept. Fudge and Scrimgeour were jokes. Thicknesse is steering this country back in the right direction,” applauds Rabastan Lestrange, another Death Eater, murderer, and torturer whose life-sentence in Azkaban has ended curiously early.
Not registering and getting caught later will incur an even worse punishment. However, registering could make attaining true safety and security difficult, if not impossible. We can help. Trust you friends and loved ones, turn to them to get connected to those who are able to help.
Friends and Family of Muggle-borns: Now is your moment. Stand by your loved ones, stand up, reach out, help them gain access to life-saving resources.
[OOC: Print versions also distributed in popular locales in Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade, etc.]
9:52 PM
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An in-vest-agator.
[08ers]
I bought a groupon for massage therapy if anyone wants in.
An in-vest-agator.
[08ers]
I bought a groupon for massage therapy if anyone wants in.