Communications

( Mass message sent to Family/Friends/Anyone on Valar with children )

[Backdated to after Sharon's post cause I'm slow]

>> I can't believe you didn't tell me that you and Sharon were having a baby!
>> Did I miss a post or something somewhere?
>> I can't believe I didn't know!
>> Are you excited?
>> I assume Porthos is good with this.

( Text to Nik )

( Text to Lexi )

( Text to Izzy )

( Happy Valentine's Day! )

( [Text Message to Lexi] )

[Texts to Stefan Salvatore]
>> OMG!!
>> Have you seen Jon Bon Jovi lately?
>> He's let himself go completely grey!
>> He's only 52, but looks so old with the grey!

[Texts to Klaus Mikaelson]
>> Long time no talk.
>> How's it going?
>> Anything new been going on?

>> I know it's short notice, but who wants to ring in the new year at the Happiest Place on Earth?
>> I'm working till five then, I was thinking, if anyone wants to come down and meet me, we can spend the rest of the day at Disney.
>> Then we could go get drinks afterwards.
>> Anyone?

( Text to Sharon Carter )




( Identical Texts to Athos and D'Artagnan )




( Text to Lexi Branson )

>> Hey, so I wanted to thank you for making the daylight jewelry for me.
>> So, I've got two passes for you to Disneyland.
>> Hopefully you like Disneyland.
>> I mean, I couldn't really ask without giving it all away before.

[Mass Text to Family (this includes Damon and Elena)]

>>This weekend.
>>This weekend I'm going to propose to Tatia.
>>I'm so nervous I want to vomit.

[Text to Lexi]

>>I know you're not that fond of me. Like at all.
>>But I need your help.
>>For Tatia.

[Text to Tatia]

>>Hey baby.
>>Wanna go on a date to Disneyland this weekend?

>> I’m not feeling up to going anywhere today.
>> Sorry guys.
>> You all should still go and have fun.


>> Do you hate me?
>> I’m so sorry.

>> So I think I made a mess.
>> Boys are too complicated.


>> Hey!
>> So do you mind coming to my friend Verity's house tomorrow instead?
>> I'm kind of attached to her. She's really sweet though.
>> AND OMG
>> I made such a mess.

>> I didn't know you knew Nik.
>> I guess I should have figured since he is friends with Stefan.

>> So I ended up going to lunch.
>> It was not a date.
>> He's still nice.

>> Long time no see.
>> Or talk, really.

>> So have you had the one where even after I die, I still haunt your stupid Ripper ass?
>> Cause that's what I just woke up from.

>> While on my lunch break I found two condos we should look at.
>> [link #1]
>> [link #2]
>> When do you guys have time free?

>> I'll be home in a little bit.
>> How about you and I, a quality bottle of your choice, and that hot tub on the patio.
>> Clothing not allowed.

>> OMG!
>> Best dream ever!!
>> It was the 80s and we went to a Bon Jovi concert and we compelled someone to get us backstage and we totally partied with Jon Bon Jovi!!
>> Have you had this dream?
>> It was amazing!!

»So today is the day.
»I'll be over to the house in about an hour.
»You guys have to keep me occupied until it's time to get ready.
»I'm craving waffles for breakfast.

[Group Text to Elena Gilbert, Katherine Gilbert, Caroline Forbes and Rebekah Mikaelson]
>> There is a post on Valarnet right now about a color run Saturday morning.
>> Bachelorette party is Saturday night, so I was thinking we make it an all day event and start with this.
>> You don't have to run it, you can walk.
>> But I think it'd be a lot of fun and Elena, you can get a cheap white dress and veil. Think of how amazeballs it'd look at the end!

[Texts to Stefan Salvatore]
>> Oh my god!
>> Best dream ever last night!
>> You. Drunk. Naked. In the Trevi Fountain!

[Texts to Aramis]
>> I was wondering, do you have plans on June 25th?
>> My friend is getting married and I was wondering if you'd like to be my plus one.

[Texts to Damon Salvatore]
>> I think maybe we need to talk.
>> For Elena.

>> What do you girls say to pedicures and lunch next Saturday?
>> We can do some Elena's Bachelorette Party planning.

>> Hey, this is Porthos
>> I'm Aramis's friend, I snagged his number from you
>> Thought I'd say hello :)

[Texts to Elena Gilbert]
>> How's it going?
>> How's the planning going?
>> Is there anything you need help with?

[Group Text to Rebekah Mikaelson, Caroline Forbes & Katherine Gilbert]
>> I had intended to ask Caroline when we were out the other night, but got distracted once the drinking started.
>> But, do you guys have any plans yet for Elena's bachelorette party?

»So, we're getting married. Really married.

>> Guess what?!
>> Guess who has four tickets to see The Backstreet Boys in Inglewood on May 29th?
>> Yup, me!
>> One of my friends at work bought them then found out she can't go.
>> Wanna go?

>> Hey, how's it going?
>> Have you had anymore banshee scream incidents?

>> I'm going to the bank this afternoon.
>> Did you want to come with?

[text; Jeremy Gilbert]
»I'll be back around 2 then we can go look at those apartments. :)

[text; Lexi Branson]
»I need it back.

>> I'm done with your brother.
>> Now he's trying to blame his and Elena's recent problems on me.
>> Also, do you know what he does to me in the dreams?

[Texts to Elena Gilbert]
>> Okay, so there are a few positions open at Disney.
>> Ride attendants and servers.
>> Which would you be more interested in?

[Texts to Rebekah {Mikaelson} Salvatore]
>> So now that all the drama seems to have settled, interested in mani/pedis sometime this week?
>> Or just pedis in my case since I can't actually wear nail polish at work.
>> Damn mouse and his rules.

I miss him. I...I felt okay, and then it's like something just...broke.

I feel so guilty suddenly.

[ooc: sent mid-morning on the 29th]

»Holy crap.

>> I just wanted to let you know that I won't be home tonight.
>> Damon is an asshole so me and Rebekah are taking Elena out.
>> I shouldn't be out too too late though.
>> Oh yeah, and I love you.

>> So, I had an idea.
>> What did you think of Lake Tahoe when we were there for Stefan & Rebekah's wedding?

»CRISIS AVERTED. Found it.

[text; Lexi Branson]
»I messed up.

[text; Damon Salvatore]
»Just to...um, make sure. You haven't seen my pill case, have you? The one with the cat on it.

»[short video of Stefan making Nat dance to a song on the radio and her giggling]

>> Tomorrow night.
>> Christmas Chick Flicks!
>> Love Actually. The Holiday.
>> My place.

»I'm tempted to buy Damon an ugly Christmas sweater. IS THIS A GOOD IDEA? Y/N

[text; Lexi]
»Saw more about dream me. And you guest starred.

[text; Damon]
»Had more dreams.

>> READY FOR THE WEDDING TOMORROW?!
>> In case you can't tell, I'm excited!
>> I'm just so happy for you guys!!

Okay, ladies it almost time for Rebekah's bachelorette party. As the Maid of Honor, it falls to me to plan it and I think I've got an idea. I'm thinking spend the afternoon at a spa, fancy dinner after then a night out on the town. Possibly hit up a strip club while we're out. I'm thinking next Saturday.

[Texts to Rebekah Mikaelson]
>> So, any plans for Stefan's birthday?
>> That's coming up quick.
>> Also, any wedding shopping that needs to be done?
>> Fittings or anything?
>> I'm going for my final fitting for my dress this week.

[Texts to Damon Salvatore]
>> So, bachelor and bachelorette parties.
>> Those need to happen soon.
>> We should plan together.
>> Kill two birds with one stone.

[Texts to Huck Finn]
>> Do you want me to pick up dinner on my way home?
>> Disney has me for another hour, but I can grab something when I get closer to the house.

>> Is it just me or are the Mikaelsons, Gilberts and Salvatores one big incestuous soap opera?
>> It feels like you've all slept with each other.

[Texts to Huck Finn]
>> Are you done writing for the night yet?
>> I'm bored.

[Texts to Stefan Salvatore]
>> Just wanted to let you know that I got the tickets.
>> Bon Jovi Here We Come!

[Talk of a Sexual Nature in Replies]

>> STEFAN SALVATORE!!
>> OCTOBER 9TH!
>> BON JOVI IN ANAHEIM!!
>> I'M BUYING US TICKETS!!

>> So, I've got a penis.

[Texts Huck Finn]
>> So, I have a question for you.
>> What would you think if I decided to start taking strip aerobics classes?
>> I eagerly await your response

[Texts to Rebekah Mikaelson]
>> I'm thinking of taking strip aerobics classes.
>> You should join me.
>> I'm sure Stefan wouldn't mind it.

[Texts to Stefan Salvatore]
>> What're you up to?
>> We haven't hung out, just the two of us in ages.
>> You don't know how much I miss you, Stefan. :p

[Mass text to Mikaelsons/Salvatores/Lexi]
>> Do we have plans for the 4th?
>> I want to have a big family get together if we can.
>> We can finally do that BBQ.
>> And no. Natalia does not need an outfit. I already have one for her.