Communications

( Texts to Leon Orcot )

[Texts to Revy]
>> Got the tickets for Hawaii next week.
>> God I can't wait to get out of this place.

[Texts to Friends]
>> Hey guys.
>> Heads up that I'm going out of town next week.
>> I've got a week of ice cold drinks on a hot beach to look forward to.

Hear ye, hear ye? Yeah, all of that. So, basically we're going to shower Veronica and Logan with presents in honor of welcoming their spawn into the world - we're also going to eat a lot, because why not. But the shower and simultaneous gender reveal will be at my place, the backyard, on Saturday, March 11th starting at 10:00 am. We've got a breakfast theme going on - there will be a waffle bar and an omelet station, and I'll be making campfire donuts and French toast at the fire pit. I'll let Lina handle the breakfast meats for the carnivores.

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We'll also vote and use our powers of deduction a la Veronica Mars-style to see if we can figure out if the little one has a winkie or not. Join us for plenty of fun and food! Friends and plus one's are welcome, just let me know if you're coming and/or bringing someone so I know how to arrange the backyard in terms of seating.

[Backdated to yesterday]

( Texts to Revy )

( Texts to Liv )

( Texts to Logan, Liv, Sharon, and Revy )

( Texts to Leon Orcot  )

( Texts to Liv )

( Texts to Liv )

[Backdated to around 2pm on Friday]

( Texts to Revy )

>> How's Gattolotto?

>> asshole

>> hey, asshole
>> you awake?

( text to Lina )

( Text to Raven )

( Text to Leon )

( [Text messages to Leon Orcot] )

( [Text messages to Bucky Barnes] )

>> What do you think about Sergeant Leon Orcot.
>> Has a good ring to it, doesn't it?

>> ugghhh, i just woke up.
>> nothing like sleeping all day to make you feel useless.
>> anyway, you very busy over the next couple of days?
>> don't think i'll be going into work and i'm going to go nuts if i don't have something to do.

Text to Veronica Mars
So, Memorial Day barbecue?
I might have already told someone about it.

Text to Leon
Got plans for Memorial Day?
Want to be my grill buddy?

>> Hey, how's it going?
>> You get your little porcelain problem fixed yet?

( [Text Messages to Leon Orcott] )

( texts to Leon )

( PM to Gale Hawthorne )

( Texts to friends, minus Revy and Sharon )

Texts to Revy
>> Hey. Sup?
>> Got that problem of yours taken care of today.
>> Now, about those drinks you owe me.

PM to Henry
I'm sure Revy mentioned to you that she asked me for a favor. Anyway, it's been taken care of. Next time you get locked in your apartment, maybe try the fire department.

i can't believe i'm--
>> hey
>> need a favor

( Mass text to friends who know Chris (sent late afternoon) )

I dreamed that Chris went home. Which is good for him. The kid needs to be with his family. It's not like I can really take care of him like he needs. I am a little pissed off that no one thought to tell me until Chris was already on the goddamn plane. But whatever, I get it, they were all caught up in the happy family reunion moment or whatever and D's been acting extra slimy lately. He would have shown more sympathy if it had been a fucking bird he let go. And here I thought that he actually -

But that's not what this is about. I finally got a fucking arrest warrant! The FBI had to get involved, but it turns out the feds aren't as bad as I thought. Agent Howell even told me I'd be the one to slap the cuffs on that son of a bitch! After he berated me for having nothing but circumstantial evidence and not knowing D's real name or where he was born or....anything, actually.

So drinks on me tonight! I'm fucking celebrating!

>> morning, i'm beer drunk
>> what's a horseface like you gonna be for halloween?

>> Hey.
>> Saw your name in the paper today.
>> Between that and your girlfriend turning into an enormous spider...
>> You doing alright?

((Pretend these were sent last night.))

( Texts to Riza )


( Texts to Revy )

( Texts to Peggy Carter )

( Texts to Logan E, Sharon, and Zelda )

>>I saw the news yesterday.
>>Are you alright?

>> hey fuckface
>> considering everyone and their mom is apologizing for the bitchbug
>> gonna guess your ass is back to normal?

( TEXT TO KLAUS )

( TEXT TO LEON )

[Texts to Sharon]
>> So, I hear some asshole woke your baby and threw a muffin on your floor.
>> Who the hell does that?
>> I hope you kicked his ass

[Identical texts sent to Logan and Veronica's friends]

>> Veronica isn't answering her texts.
>> What is going on?
>> Has anyone seen her?

Holy shit, I can't believe Chris had to remind me that my birthday's in five days. Usually I'm more on top of all the excuses to get hammered with my friends.

I know it's kinda last minute, but I'm thinking BBQ in the park Friday afternoon, then I'll drop Chris off at a friend's place in the evening before getting sloppy for the evening at [bar].

((Sent early in the morning))

>> Loooggannnnnn.
>> Buuuddddyyy.
>> I''im drunk.
>> Ca;n you gime a ride ot wrk?

[OOC: Backdated to shortly after Leon's "date" with Revy]

>> Next time I take a girl out for dinner
>> Remind me to run a criminal record check.

>> Sharon!
>> I have a date tonight!!!
>> Okay, I think I have a date tonight.
>> I guess the word 'date' has not been used.
>> Anyway, can you watch Chris?

[Texts to Sharon Carter, sent around 5am]

>> 444
>> c @ er
>> please retrieve

>> Happy Mother's Day.

[PM to Sharon's friends and family, and also Logan E. + Garrus, who will probably get stuck helping to set up the day of]

Veronica and I have been planning Sharon's baby shower, with input from the guest of honor herself, and it will be happening on May 9th from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM, on the plaza of the Heritage Museum in Santa Ana. The theme is 'French market' so I promise it won't be too pink or girly which is great because this is a co-ed shower. Come hungry - there will be lots of food (and macarons, I know Aramis loves those damn things).

Let me know if you're planning on attending, and I believe our mother-to-be is registered at Target so correct me if I'm wrong, Sharon.


[ooc: here for inspiration!]