Communications

>>Need me to pick up anything?
>>I found that little list you were making at night of what we needed for food.
>>So going shopping so you can rest.
>>Anything on here you miss?

>>Hey uh...
>>I kind of had a...
>>You were in my dream last night.
>>And uh...
>> OH! Happy Birthday Also! :)
>>I have something for you. I'll have to see you soon so I can deliver it?

>>Alright.
>>I'll bite.
>>Why so much giddy squealing from your room last night?

[Delivered to Huckleberry Pie, Faye Valentine, Darcy Lewis, Vala Mal Doran, Éponine Thénardier and Gavroche Thénardier]

( Delivered Around Noon )

>>So it is Cosette lady taking you on your birthday before awesome time with me.
>>Hair done too

[NSFW in comments. Ugh you two]

>>HAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>I FOUND WHERE YOU PUT THE EASTER BASKET!
>>YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM EATING IT NOW!

Basket to Éponine

Note: Hey, don't know if you celebrate but here. <3 Sorry about yesterday.

Basket for Gavroche

Note: Thanks for taking care of your sis for me.

>>Where'd you go?
>>Why did you slam the door?

>>Good news and bad news.
>>Good news: I get top surgery the 6th.
>>Bad news: Dysphoric as fuck.
>>I outed myself to Damian by accident.

>> You know, a girl could get ideas when her boyfriend sends her gifts like that.

>> So, don't know if you're aware, but there's a video of you pole dancing on YouTube.
>> I was watching cat videos and somehow it was in the suggested videos list.
>> Don't ask me what you pole dancing has to do with kittens that play keyboards.

>>Uh.
>>Theres a video.
>>Of your "pole dancing".
>>On youtube.

((Pretend this went out around the middle of yesterday.))

>> How's the clean-up going?
>> The boyfriend's volunteered to pay for anything that we might've broken.
>> ...Also, I may have stolen a hat from you. Even if it fits me pretty damn well.

>>Can we talk?


[TW in comments for mention of sexual abuse]

>> Oh my God.

((Basically? If you're a friend? yeah))

>> !!!!!

( image under cut. work and sanity safe. Unless you aren't allowed to look at weapons at work, I guess )

( NSFW stuff after cut )

>> Can you be a little more careful with what you tell Scoot?

>>Look what I filmed for you.

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How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung up by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

>MAKE IT STOP!

[Kind of NSFW. Will change as needed.]

>> I need you.
>> And not in that kind of way.
>> Something's... I'm scared, and I need someone to just hold me. Please...
>> Before something worse happens

Ring, ring, ring.

[[Obviously NSFW. I blame singing plot]]

>>You less busy?

[[Warning! NSFW in comments. Do not click on links if at work! At all!]]

>>Was wondering if you want to go to an adult store with me.
>>I know waiting till you can actually touch him will be difficult.

>>You sure I'm forgiven?
>>You sure?

>> You're talking to her as just a friend, right?
>> I'm sorry, I just get a little... jealous sometimes.

>> ...He just asked me out on a date.

>>So... I got to thinking and
>>Uh.
>>Well.
>>Here's the thing.
>>That girl I was asking you all those things about?
>>It's kinda.
>Uhm.


sent 5 minutes later
>>It's kind of you and I was wondering.
>>There's this really cool thing going on at the zoo!
>>Something where you can pet some of the animals.
>>And I thought maybe we could..
>>Go out

>>Hey, there's this girl I like and I need help.
>>How do I ask her if she has things she likes.
>>I don't know how to ask girls things.

>>What is your problem.
>>You've been a total grouch since that dude texted you.

>>Hey!
>>So!
>>I have a place now!
>>And saw a doctor!
>>On some strong ass painmeds.

>> I can't thank you enough for doing this.
>> Come by [here], any time you feel like. Text me when you're at the door and I'll let you in.

>>I'm bored, sis.
>>And Thea canceled our Skype date, again.

>>Why haven't I received your email for today.
>>To prove you've gone through the fanmail.

>> Gavroche Thénardier.
>> Did you honestly think I wouldn't notice you'd 'borrowed' some money from me?