Communications

>> We need to talk.

>> My love life is in flames, want to get a drink?

>> Mind if I hang out at your place until the world is done ending?

>> Garrus
>> Have you seen the new Mad Max



(OOC: I have to share this with everyone)

I know who she is, and I know what she wants. She wants to feed, and she will keep feeding until she is sated. But she is never sated, and she will only grow larger with time.

But I have something she wants.

Director, I have a request. More of a favor to ask, really. But it will be good for the Agency and my division.

( Text to Cindy )


( Text to Neal, Wisdom, Shep, Laura K )


( Additional text to Wisdom )

>> You. Me. Fancy dinner. My treat.

>> I'm gonna do it

( text to Neal, Wisdom, Shepard, Laura K...again )

( Identical texts to Neal, Wisdom, Shepard, Laura K )


( Text to Cindy )

>> Tell me you're all You.

( texts to Hans )

( texts to Shepard )

Thank you so much, everyone. For everything. I'm back now - well, not quite yet 'home' because Garrus and I are looking for a new place, but. We're staying with Pete for the time being and are going to do some clean-up of the stragglers after we feel a bit better, but I think things are finally going to calm down for everyone.

Again, thank you.

( Text to Wisdom )

( Text to Shepard )

( Mass PM to friends. )

[Mass PM to people helping Garrus out, which also includes people who he hasn't spoken to directly but still have agreed to help/have helped! Also cut for references to murders and whatnot.]

( message )

>> If you or Cindy is dead so help me god I'm dragging your ass out of heaven.
>> I am not ready to meet you at that bar.

Regina

>> You safe?

I hope I've reached everyone, and if not, spread the word.

I've got him sealed in a room at my house in Garden Grove. Visitors are welcome, but approach with caution, and watch what you say. Rumpelstiltskin's crafty and not one to be trifled with, and I'd appreciate it if no one would let Neal or him know any exact details of Project 'Get Daddy Out.' If Neal knows, Rumple knows, and we all know what that might obviously spell out. Don't be an idiot.

I'm working on it, but anyone's input and abilities are of course, more than welcome. I've got two magic users helping out, but anything you think might be useful, it'd be appreciated, as it's going to be a tricky feat separating the two without killing him.

Not that I had any intention of ruining someone's day, but it's a fact.

( Text to Cindy )

( Text to Shepard )

( Text to Neal )

( Text to Laura K. )

>> Problem.

( Text to Shepard )


( Text to Raven )

>> Okay so maybe you were right
>> But I was right too.

[Text to Shepard]
>> Heard about the Mako joy ride.
>> Heard you're both alive, too. So there's that.
>> ...where do you even park that thing?

[Text to Cindy]
>> Just so you know.
>> Your Pumpkin Carriage should be a smoother ride than that.

[Text to Hans]
>> Apparently Halloween's still not over.
>> Please tell me you've dodged this entire trainwreck.

[Text to Shepard]
>> Aside from your cyborg implants
>> You're still you, right?

[Text to Neal/Tink]
>> Here's hoping you're both still normal.

» Hey, it's Cindy
» Garrus gave me your number
» He has a texting problem now
» Because he turned into his Turian self
» Kinda difficult with the talons
» Anyway, just to let you know he's fine
» Just holed up in his place because he doesn't want to alien around the OC very much
» I've been staying with him

>> Barely legal girl.
>> In my bed.
>> I didn't do anything on purpose.
>> But I'm pretty sure Orange County wanted to say 'fuck you Vakarian.'
>> I quit.

[Text to Neal Cassidy]
>> Hey.
>> I wired Lina and Rogue's coffee maker into an explosive on Saturday.
>> I just remembered.
>> Can you make sure they're still alive?

[Text to Shepard]
>> You.
>> Me.
>> Shooting things.

>> You told me about Kaiden.
>> I knew what to expect.

>> I wasn't prepared for Wrex.

>> Shepard.
>> We haven't gone out for drinks yet.
>> It's customary for old friends to get drunk together.
>> We need to correct this immediately.

>> Question.
>> You don't by any chance have dreams about being in an elevator for an ungodly amount of time, do you?
>> and possibly being surrounded by aliens? unsent

>> So.
>> Wing man, huh?

>> Do you always pick up strangers in someone else's thread?

>> So. Thanks.