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10:48 AM
[Drunk Text to Mikaelson Family, including Hayley and Hope]
>>you said...
>>you szaid whatever ii puwt nmy pvenis in
>>is miane
>>you said...
>>you szaid whatever ii puwt nmy pvenis in
>>is miane
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- tardis
- tarot
- tasslehoff burrfoot
- tate langdon
- tatia petrova
- tauriel
- teddy altman (hulkling)
- temeraire
- tendo choi
- tenoh haruka (sailor uranus)
- tenth doctor
- teresa of the faint smile
- terra branford
- tess harding
- tessa
- tessa gray
- thackery binx
- thalia grace
- thane krios
- the collector
- thea queen
- theodora crain
- theophilia flowers
- thomas raith
- thor odinson
- thorin oakenshield
- tifa lockhart
- tiffany maxwell
- tim drake (red robin)
- tim riggins
- tinkerbell
- tj hammond
- toby cavanaugh
- tom branson
- tom riddle (voldemort)
- tom sawyer
- tommy shepherd (speed)
- tomoe hotaru (sailor saturn)
- tony stark (iron man)
- toph bei fong
- toshiro hitsugaya
- touya kinomoto
- truthiness plot
- tsukino chibiusa (sailor chibi moon)
- tulio
- turin turambar
- twelfth doctor
- twilight sparkle
- ty lee
- tyler lockwood
- tyler simms
- tyrael
- tyrion lannister
- tywin lannister
- usagi tsukino (sailor moon)
- vala mal doran
- valerie frizzle
- valkyrie
- vanessa cleveland
- vanessa ives
- vanessa marianna
- vanessa van helsing
- varda
- varric tethras
- velma kelly
- verity
- veronica mars
- victor frankenstein
- vincent griffith
- violet harmon
- virgil hawkins (static)
- viserys targaryen
- vision
- wade wilson (deadpool)
- wall-e
- wanda maximoff (scarlet witch)
- wanderer
- wei ying
- weiss schnee
- wendy corduroy
- wendy darling
- wilee
- will gorski
- will graham
- will herondale
- will solace
- william laurence
- winn schott
- winry rockbell
- winston frost
- wrex
- wynonna earp
- xelloss
- xena
- xi'an coy manh (karma)
- y'shtola rhul
- yachiru kusajishi
- yalena yardeen
- yamamura sadako
- yami kingson
- yang xiao long
- yaten kou (sailor star healer)
- ygritte
- yolande de polignac
- yondu udonta
- yue katou
- yuffie kisaragi
- yugi mutou
- yukale ravenwing
- yukito tsukishiro
- yumichika ayasegawa
- yuna
- zarina
- zatanna zatara
- zelda
- zeus
- zevran arainai
- zoeya proasheck
- zuko
January 21st, 2021
7:42 PM
>> You have a few minutes?
>> I need to tell you something.
[Sent a few minutes after]
>> I don't know what to do.
>> I need to tell you something.
[Sent a few minutes after]
>> I don't know what to do.