Tags
- !malfunction
- !musical
- !plot
- !trigger warning
- abigail hobbs
- abigail maitland
- adam young
- adora (she-ra)
- adrien agreste (cat noir)
- agent carolina
- agent phil coulson
- agent washington
- agent york
- agron
- ahsoka tano
- aino minako (sailor venus)
- akane tendo
- alain johns
- alak tarr
- alana bloom
- alaric saltzman
- albus dumbledore
- alec lightwood
- alecto carrow
- alex
- alex manes
- alex rogan
- alex summers (havok)
- alexander claremont-diaz
- alexandra roivas
- alexandra udinov
- alexis castle
- alexis rose
- alfred pennyworth
- alice
- alice ayres
- alice bell
- alice cullen
- alice kingsleigh
- alice liddell
- alice morgan
- alison blaire (dazzler)
- alistair theirin
- allanon
- alleria windrunner
- allison argent
- alma wade
- alphonse elric
- altair ibin-la'ahad
- alucard
- alya cesaire
- alyssa collins
- alyssa hamilton
- amelia wil tesla saillune
- amelie lacroix (widowmaker)
- amy bendix
- amy pond
- amycus carrow
- ana lucia cortez
- anakin skywalker
- anakin solo
- anastasia romanova
- anatoly sergievsky
- anders
- andrew compton
- andrew wiggin (ender)
- andromache of scythia
- andromeda tonks
- angela zieglar (mercy)
- anna marie (rogue)
- anna milton
- anna of arendelle
- annabeth chase
- anne mauricia
- anne shirley
- annie cresta
- annie sawyer
- anthony j. crowley
- antoine triplett
- anya corazon (spider-girl)
- anya jenkins
- aphrodite
- applejack
- aragorn
- aramis
- aredhel
- aria montgomery
- aria t'loak
- ariadne (the architect)
- ariel
- ariel (the little mermaid)
- armand chauvelin
- armand st just
- armin arlert
- arthur (the point man)
- arthur pendragon
- arthur weasley
- artie nielson
- arya stark
- asami sato
- asato tsuzuki
- ash ketchum
- ashley magnus
- astrid hofferson
- athos
- atton rand
- audrey
- audrey jensen
- auron
- aurora [disney]
- aurora [ouat]
- avatar aang
- avatar korra
- aveline de grandpre
- aveline vallen
- axel miller
- azelma thenardier
- azula
- baby firefly
- bagheera
- bahamut
- bahorel
- baloo
- balthazar
- barbara gordon (batgirl)
- barriss offee
- barry allen (the flash)
- bast
- beleg cuthalion
- bella cullen
- bella donna boudreaux
- bellamy blake
- bellatrix black
- belle [ouat]
- ben braeden
- ben hargreeves
- ben linus
- benton fraser
- bernie rhodenbarr
- beth cassidy
- beth greene
- bethany hawke
- betty ross
- big mcintosh
- bill cipher
- bill weasley
- billy batson (captain marvel)
- billy horrible
- billy kaplan (wiccan)
- blair waldorf
- blake belladonna
- blossom
- bo dennis
- bob howard
- bonnie bennett
- booker dewitt
- boromir
- bossuet
- bran stark
- brandon sullivan
- brienne
- brock rumlow
- bronn
- brother athelstan
- bruce banner (the hulk)
- bruce wayne (batman)
- bryce larkin
- bubbles
- bucky barnes (winter soldier)
- buffy summers
- bumblebee
- buttercup
- byakuya kuchiki
- cal kestis
- caleb danvers
- caleb rivers
- calista jane hook
- callisto
- cameron phillips
- cami o'connell
- canaan
- candy quackenbush
- capable
- caprica six
- carlos
- carlos olivera
- carmen de la pica morales
- carmilla karnstein
- carol danvers (captain marvel)
- caroline forbes
- carver hawke
- caspian x
- cassandra anderson
- cassandra cain (blackbat)
- cassandra pentaghast
- cassandra sandsmark (wonder girl)
- cassian
- castiel
- catelyn stark
- catherine pinkerton
- catty turner
- cecil baldwin
- celaena sardothien
- celes chere
- cerberus
- cereza (bayonetta)
- cersei lannister
- charlie bradbury
- charlie pace
- charlotte charles
- chase stein (talkback)
- cheryl tunt
- chewbacca
- chiba mamoru (tuxedo mask)
- chloe price
- chloe saunders
- christian grey
- christie mccawley
- christine chapel
- christine daae
- christy nord (petra)
- chuck bartowski
- chuck bass
- cid highwind
- cinderella's prince
- cindy cendrillon (cinderella)
- cirilla fiona elen riannon
- cisco ramon (vibe)
- claire danvers
- claire dearing
- claire farron (lightning)
- claire redfield
- clara oswald
- clarice ferguson (blink)
- clark kent (superman)
- clarke griffin
- clary fray
- claudine renko (miss sinister)
- clint barton (hawkeye)
- cloud strife
- colleen wing
- combeferre
- commander jane shepard
- commander tyra shepard
- conner kent (superboy)
- connor macmanus
- connor rhodes
- constance bonacieux
- cora hale
- corin prince
- corvo attano
- cosima niehaus
- cotton weary
- count d
- courfeyrac
- crowley
- cullen rutherford
- cygnus black
- d'artagnan
- daenerys targaryen
- daisy buchanan
- daisy johnson (quake)
- damian wayne (robin)
- damon salvatore
- dan smith
- dana polk
- dani moonstar (mirage)
- daniel jackson
- danny lubbe
- danny mahealani
- daphne blake
- darcy lewis
- darren shan
- daryl dixon
- david loki
- david nolan (prince charming)
- david rose
- david weyland
- david xanatos
- davin jaqobis
- davina claire
- dawn summers
- dean winchester
- death
- denki kaminari
- derek hale
- derek souza
- derpy hooves
- destiny rumancek
- diana meade
- diana prince (wonder woman)
- dick grayson (nightwing)
- diego hargreeves
- dipper pines
- doc holliday
- dominique o'brien
- donatello
- donna noble
- donna troy (troia)
- doreen green (squirrel girl)
- dorian gray
- dorian pavus
- dorothy gale (ace)
- doug ramsey (cypher)
- dr arthur arden
- draco malfoy
- dracula
- dragonborn
- dutch velders
- dyson
- echo
- eddard stark
- eddie brock (venom)
- edi
- edward cullen
- edward elric
- effie trinket
- eggsy unwin
- elaine mallory
- eleanor crain
- elektra natchios
- elena gilbert
- elena quintero (runner 5)
- eleventh doctor
- eli
- elijah mikaelson
- elio perlman
- eliot spencer
- eliot waugh
- elizabeth comstock
- elizabeth swann
- elizabeth weir
- elphaba thropp
- elsa of arendelle
- emile joly
- emily fields
- emma frost (white queen)
- emma swan
- enjolras
- enzo st john
- eomer
- eothain
- eowyn
- eponine thenardier
- eren jaeger
- eric northman
- eric packer
- erik garnier
- erin lindsay
- eros
- esme cullen
- esmeralda
- ethan chandler
- ethan steiner
- euphrasie fauchelevant (cosette)
- evie frye
- evie grimhilde
- ezio auditore da firenze
- ezra fitz
- faith connors
- faith lehane
- faiza hussain (excalibur)
- fandral
- fantine
- faramir
- faye valentine
- felicity smoak
- felix dawkins
- fenris
- feuilly
- feyre archeron
- finduilas faelivrin
- fingon
- finn
- finn mikaelson
- finnick odair
- flemeth
- fleur delacour
- fluttershy
- flynn rider
- fourth doctor
- francis dolarhyde
- frank castle (the punisher)
- frank hardy
- fred weasley
- freya
- freya mikaelson
- frodo baggins
- furiosa
- gabriel
- gabriel gray (sylar)
- gabrielle
- gaby teller
- gaila
- galadriel
- gale hawthorne
- gamora
- gandalf
- ganondorf
- garcian smith
- gareth visser
- garrett hawke
- garrus vakarian
- gavroche thenardier
- gaz membrane
- gemini de mille
- gemma masters
- gendry waters
- genkai
- george weasley
- geralt of rivia
- ghost
- giles babcock
- gin ichimaru
- ginny weasley
- glados
- glimmer
- glinda upland
- go go tomago
- gourry gabriev
- grace o'malley
- grant ward
- grantaire
- greg lestrade
- gretel
- grog strongjaw
- groot
- guinevere pendragon
- gwen cooper
- gwen stacy (ghost spider)
- h g wells
- hades
- hal yorke
- hale santiago
- haleth of the haladin
- hamlet
- han solo
- hank mccoy (beast)
- hanna
- hanna marin
- hannah washington
- hannibal lecter
- hans westergaard
- hansel
- harbinger
- harley quinn
- harry dresden
- harry mcglade
- harry osborn (green goblin)
- harry potter
- haruhi fujioka
- harvey dent (two face)
- hayley marshall
- haymitch abernathy
- hazel grace lancaster
- hazel levesque
- heather miller
- hela odinson
- helen magnus
- henrik mikaelson
- henry fox-mountchristen-windsor
- henry townshend
- hermione granger
- hernando fuentes
- hiccup haddock
- hikaru sulu
- hino rei (sailor mars)
- hisoka kurosaki
- holiday wraith
- holly robinson
- hope mikaelson
- horatio
- howard moon
- hua mulan
- huckleberry finn
- huckleberry pie
- hugo reyes
- ian lightfoot
- ian malcolm
- ianto jones
- ichigo kurosaki
- ilia amitola
- illusive man
- illya kuryakin
- illyana rasputin (magik)
- inara serra
- inari raith
- integra hellsing
- iolaus
- irene adler
- irene adler (destiny)
- iris west
- irisa nyira
- iroh
- iron bull
- isaac lahey
- isabela
- isabelle lightwood
- isobel evans-bracken
- itachi uchiha
- izuku midoriya
- j'onn j'onzz (martian manhunter)
- jace herondale
- jack
- jack b badd (kyra)
- jack benjamin
- jack dawson
- jack harkness
- jack napier (the joker)
- jaime lannister
- jaina proudmoore
- james
- james bond (007)
- james griffiths (iggy)
- james hook (captain hook)
- james kirk
- james moriarty
- james potter
- james watson
- james wilson
- jamie moriarty
- jane foster
- jane kirk
- janet van dyne (the wasp)
- janice rand
- jarvis
- jasmine parks
- jason grace
- jasper hale
- jaune arc
- jay byrne
- jay gatsby
- jayne cobb
- jean grey (phoenix)
- jean spangler
- jean valjean
- jeff 'joker' moraeu
- jefferson (the mad hatter)
- jehan prouvaire
- jem carstairs
- jemma simmons
- jenna sommers
- jennifer walters (she-hulk)
- jenny flint
- jeremy gilbert
- jessica drew (spider-woman)
- jessica jones
- jessica moore
- jessie
- jiang cheng
- jigglypuff
- jill mastrano dragomir
- jim raynor
- jimmy darling
- jo harvelle
- joan watson
- joe hardy
- joe simmons
- johanna mason
- john blake
- john chrichton
- john connor
- john constantine
- john crichton
- john jones (j'onn j'onzz)
- john mitchell
- john murphy
- john watson
- johnny five
- johnny lawrence
- jon snow
- jonathan crane (scarecrow)
- jonathan harker
- jonathan murphy
- josephine montilyet
- joshua frohmeyer (scud)
- joshua nolan
- joshua washington
- jubilation lee (jubilee)
- judy hopps
- jules louden
- julia wicker
- julian
- julian randol
- julie grigio
- juliet burke
- justin taylor
- kaioh michiru (sailor neptune)
- kala dandekar
- kanan jarrus
- kara danvers (supergirl)
- kasumi goto
- kate bishop (hawkeye)
- kate freelander
- kate fuller
- kate kane (batwoman)
- katherine pierce
- kathryn janeway
- katniss everdeen
- katsuki bakugo
- kaylee frye
- kelly severide
- kenya rosewater
- kenzi malikov
- kevan lannister
- kevin beckman
- kevin entwhistle
- kevin flynn
- khamul
- kili
- killian jones (captain hook)
- kim hyun-ae
- kira yukimura
- kirrahe
- kirsty cotton
- kitiara uth matar
- kitty pryde (shadowcat)
- kitty winter
- klaus hargreeves
- kol mikaelson
- koriand'r (starfire)
- kreia (darth traya)
- kung jin
- kurt hummel
- kurt wagner (nightcrawler)
- kyle ormond
- kyle valenti
- kylo ren
- kyu sugardust
- lady amalthea
- lalna
- lan zhan
- lara croft
- laura hollis
- laura kinney (wolverine)
- laurel lance (black canary)
- leandra hawke
- leela
- leeloo
- legion
- legolas
- leia organa
- leia skywalker
- leliana
- lena luthor
- leon orcot
- leon scott kennedy
- leonard mccoy
- leonard snart (captain cold)
- lexi branson
- li-ming
- liara t'soni
- lie ren
- lilo pelekai
- lily evans
- lin beifong
- lina inverse
- link
- lisa braeden
- lissa dragomir
- lito rodriguez
- liz ortecho
- liz parker
- lo
- logan echolls
- logan howlett (wolverine)
- lois lane
- loki odinson
- lomea kallig
- loras tyrell
- lord akeldama
- lorelai gilmore
- lorenzo
- lorna dane (polaris)
- lothiriel
- lowell tracey
- lucas north
- lucifer morningstar
- lucy pevensie
- luisa rey
- luke castellan
- luke crain
- luke skywalker
- lulu
- luna scamander
- luthien tinuviel
- luxanna crownguard
- lyanna stark
- lydia martin
- lysander scamander
- mabel pines
- madame vastra
- maedhros
- maeglin
- maes hughes
- maggie greene
- magius
- magnus bane
- mai
- maia amell (the warden)
- mako
- mal
- malcolm reynolds
- maleficent
- marcel gerard
- maren elizabeth (six)
- margaery tyrell
- margo hanson
- margrave royston
- marguerite blakeney
- maria deluca
- maria hill
- marian hawke
- marie antoinette
- marie louise de savoy
- marius pontmercy
- martha jones
- marty mikalski
- mary crawley
- mary margaret blanchard (snow white)
- mary poppins
- mary-jane watson
- mason ashford
- match
- matt donovan
- matt murdock (daredevil)
- mavis dracula
- max black
- max caulfield
- max evans
- max rockatansky
- maximum ride
- maxwell trevelyan (the inquisitor)
- may parker
- mayuri kurotsuchi
- meetra surik
- meg giry
- megara
- melanie stryder
- mercedes thompson
- merle dixon
- merlin
- merrill
- merry brandybuck
- mia dearden (speedy)
- michael
- michael britten
- michael glass
- michael guerin
- michael saratoga
- michonne
- mickey smith
- midna
- miguel
- mike lane
- minato namikaze
- miranda lawson
- miriel
- mischa lecter
- mitch rapp
- moira mactaggert
- molly hooper
- molly weasley
- momo hinamori
- momo yaoyorozu
- montgomery scott
- monty navarro
- mordin solus
- morgana pendragon
- morrigan
- motoko kusanagi
- mr. gold (rumplestiltskin)
- murphy macmanus
- musetta
- musichetta
- myrcella baratheon
- naga the white serpent
- namor mckenzie
- nancy botwin
- nancy drew
- nanosounds
- napoleon solo
- narcissa malfoy
- nasir
- natasha romanoff (black widow)
- nathan farrier
- nathan summers (cable)
- nathaniel (john mandrake)
- navi
- neal cassidy (baelfire)
- nebula
- ned
- neena thurman (domino)
- nemo nobody
- nessarose thropp
- nesta archeron
- newt geiszler
- nicholas d. wolfwood
- nick fury
- nick wilde
- nico di angelo
- nico minoru
- nico robin
- nicolo di genova
- nienor niniel
- niklaus mikaelson
- nikola tesla
- nikolai luzhin
- nina pickering
- ninth doctor
- noah stilinski
- nobody owens
- nora valkyrie
- norana lavellan (the inquisitor)
- nova artino
- nux
- nymphadora tonks
- nyota uhura
- obi-wan kenobi
- octavia blake
- oerba dia vanille
- oerba yun fang
- olenna tyrell
- oliver
- oliver queen (green arrow)
- oliver wood
- olivia moore
- orb kaftan
- orihime inoue
- ororo munroe (storm)
- owen elliot
- owen grady
- oyama yuriko (lady deathstrike)
- ozma
- ozpin
- padme amidala
- paine
- pamela isley (poison ivy)
- pamela swynford de beaufort
- pansy malfoy
- papyrus
- parker
- parry lecomte
- paul rovia (jesus)
- pavel checkov
- peeta mellark
- peggy carter
- penelope garcia
- penny adiyodi
- pepper potts
- percy blakeney
- percy jackson
- percy weasley
- periwinkle
- pete wisdom
- peter hale
- peter king
- peter pan
- peter parker (spider-man)
- peter pevensie
- peter quill (star-lord)
- peter simons
- petyr baelish
- phillip kopus
- pidge gunderson
- piers nivans
- pietro maximoff (quicksilver)
- pinkie pie
- poe dameron
- pogue parry
- porthos
- portia
- presto
- prince eric
- princess cadance
- princess celestia
- princess kakyuu
- princess luna
- priss asagiri
- proteus
- pyrrha nikos
- q
- qrow branwen
- quentin coldwater
- quinn fabray
- r
- rachel amber
- rachel grey
- rachel roth (raven)
- rahne sinclair (wolfsbane)
- rainbow dash
- raistlin majere
- rangiku matsumoto
- ranma saotome
- raoul de chagny
- rapunzel
- rapunzel's prince
- rarity
- raven branwen
- raven darkholme (mystique)
- raven reyes
- ravi chakrabarti
- rebekah mikaelson
- reggie kray
- regina mills (evil queen)
- regulus black
- reid garwin
- remus lupin
- remy hadley
- remy lebeau (gambit)
- renji abarai
- renly baratheon
- revy
- rey
- richard alpert
- richie foley (gear)
- richie gecko
- rick grimes
- riddick
- rikku
- rita skeeter
- river song
- river tam
- riza hawkeye
- robb stark
- robby keene
- robert baratheon
- robert frobisher
- robert lutece
- rocket raccoon
- roland deschain
- roman godfrey
- romana
- romany wisdom
- ron weasley
- ronnie kray
- roose bolton
- rory williams
- rosalind lutece
- rose dewitt bukater
- rose tyler
- rosemarie hathaway
- rowanne
- roy harper (red arrow)
- roy harper (red arrow) ii
- roy mustang
- ruby lucas (little red riding hood)
- ruby rose
- rufus sixsmith
- rukia kuchiki
- rythian enderson
- sabina wilson
- sage [marvel]
- sage [tvd]
- sakura kinomoto
- sally sparrow
- sam merlotte
- sam nishimura
- sam wilson (falcon)
- sam winchester
- sam yao
- samandriel
- samantha carter
- samantha harris
- samantha larusso
- samwise gamgee
- sandor clegane
- sans
- sansa stark
- sara lance (white canary)
- sarah connor
- sarah kerrigan
- sarah manning
- sarah walker
- sarawat guntithanon
- satele shan
- scholar ling
- scootaloo
- scott lang (ant-man)
- scott mccall
- scott summers (cyclops)
- sebastian vael
- seiya kou (sailor star fighter)
- selina kyle (catwoman)
- serafina pekkala
- serah farron
- seth balmore
- seth gecko
- setsuna meioh (sailor pluto)
- setsuna mudou
- severus snape
- seymour birkhoff
- shane collins
- shane mccutcheon
- sharon carter
- sheriff graham (the huntsman)
- sherlock holmes
- sidney prescott
- sif
- sigrun gard
- silas benjamin
- simon lewis
- simon tam
- sir lancelot du lac
- siri tachi
- sirius black
- sister jude martin
- sister mary eunice mckee
- smeagol
- songbird
- spencer hastings
- spike
- splendid angharad
- spock
- stahma tarr
- stan hurley
- stanford pines
- stanley worthington (nine)
- stefan salvatore
- stephanie brown (batgirl)
- stephen strange (doctor strange)
- steve mcgarrett
- steve rogers (captain america)
- stiles stilinski
- sue storm (invisible woman)
- sun bak
- susan ashworth
- susan mcqueen
- susan pevensie
- svetlana sergievskaya
- sybil crawley
- sydney bristow
- sydney sage
- sylvanas windrunner
- t'challa (black panther)
- taiki kou (sailor star maker)
- taiyang xiao long
- tali'zorah vas normandy
- tam lin
- tamaki suoh
- tamsin
- tardis
- tarot
- tasslehoff burrfoot
- tate langdon
- tatia petrova
- tauriel
- teddy altman (hulkling)
- temeraire
- tendo choi
- tenoh haruka (sailor uranus)
- tenth doctor
- teresa of the faint smile
- terra branford
- tess harding
- tessa
- tessa gray
- thackery binx
- thalia grace
- thane krios
- the collector
- thea queen
- theodora crain
- theophilia flowers
- thomas raith
- thor odinson
- thorin oakenshield
- tifa lockhart
- tiffany maxwell
- tim drake (red robin)
- tim riggins
- tinkerbell
- tj hammond
- toby cavanaugh
- tom branson
- tom riddle (voldemort)
- tom sawyer
- tommy shepherd (speed)
- tomoe hotaru (sailor saturn)
- tony stark (iron man)
- toph bei fong
- toshiro hitsugaya
- touya kinomoto
- truthiness plot
- tsukino chibiusa (sailor chibi moon)
- tulio
- turin turambar
- twelfth doctor
- twilight sparkle
- ty lee
- tyler lockwood
- tyler simms
- tyrael
- tyrion lannister
- tywin lannister
- usagi tsukino (sailor moon)
- vala mal doran
- valerie frizzle
- valkyrie
- vanessa cleveland
- vanessa ives
- vanessa marianna
- vanessa van helsing
- varda
- varric tethras
- velma kelly
- verity
- veronica mars
- victor frankenstein
- vincent griffith
- violet harmon
- virgil hawkins (static)
- viserys targaryen
- vision
- wade wilson (deadpool)
- wall-e
- wanda maximoff (scarlet witch)
- wanderer
- wei ying
- weiss schnee
- wendy corduroy
- wendy darling
- wilee
- will gorski
- will graham
- will herondale
- will solace
- william laurence
- winn schott
- winry rockbell
- winston frost
- wrex
- wynonna earp
- xelloss
- xena
- xi'an coy manh (karma)
- y'shtola rhul
- yachiru kusajishi
- yalena yardeen
- yamamura sadako
- yami kingson
- yang xiao long
- yaten kou (sailor star healer)
- ygritte
- yolande de polignac
- yondu udonta
- yue katou
- yuffie kisaragi
- yugi mutou
- yukale ravenwing
- yukito tsukishiro
- yumichika ayasegawa
- yuna
- zarina
- zatanna zatara
- zelda
- zeus
- zevran arainai
- zoeya proasheck
- zuko
July 14th, 2016
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5:24 PM
The next time I believe it is a good idea to drink from some ancient well that is a store of knowledge dating back thousands of years, someone please remind me of what drinking from the Well of Sorrows resulted in.
There is not enough alcohol in this bloody world to help me handle this.
There is not enough alcohol in this bloody world to help me handle this.