Text to D'artagnan {ooc: I assume she'd get his number at some point, if not I can change this!) » Am I allowed to bash my head into a desk?
» I'm sure you saw this little escapade, right?
» I figured you worry about him as much as I do
Text to Lina» Please just shoot me
» Uh, somewhere preferably non-vital
» Or find me a bottle of aspirin.