Communications

[Text messages to Pepper Potts and Tony Stark]

-- So um hi.
-- I'm Gwen's boyfriend Michael.
-- I got your numbers out of her phone.
-- She can't wake up. No matter what I do.
-- Looking at the network seems like a lot of people are having this problem.
-- I just didn't want you thinking she was skipping work or anything.

[Texts to Merlin and Billy Kaplan]
>> Have you noticed anything strange about this recent bout of crazy?
>> It doesn't quite feel the same as the others.

[Same Texts to Alec Lightwood, Isabelle Lightwood, Jace Lightwood, Clary Fray and Tessa Gray]
>> Are you all alright?

-- Hey gorgeous
-- Got a question for you
-- My school's homecoming is the 27th
-- Wanna go with me?

>>Fell asleep on the bus and missed my stop entirely. Now I'm stuck out in L.A.X
>>Tried to catch the last bus back but fell asleep again waiting
>>Think you can pick me up?

[Xelloss]
>> I'M SEEING ALL KINDS OF SHIT
>> You awake?

[Amelia]
>> Heeeeeeeeey.
>> Are you sleeping?
>> ...if you are I guess I shouldn't expect a text back...

Text to Lina
» You alive?
» Any caffeine overdose?

Text to Raven Darkholme
» Are you okay?
» Has whatever this is affected you?
» Pretty sure I've lost my damn mind

>> I can't get back into the lab.
>> The machines have gone haywire.
>> Don't trust the machines
>> Don't trust the network

>> Jarvis 2.0 is evil.

[Text to Rogue]

>> Heard on the news people are passing out everywhere. You okay?

[Text to D'Artagnan]

>> You okay over there?

[Text to Sharon]

>> Just checking up on you. The news is saying people everywhere are passing out.

>> You busy?

>> she's here
>> in my room
>> she won't go away
>> she wont go AWAY

text to alucard

> Alucard!
> The ghouls are here! WHY ARE THEY IN MY ROOM
> There are so many.....

[Text to Anakin Skywalker]
>> Obi-Wan is being a brat.
>> I suggested a slumber party to Obi-Wan because he's stuck at home.
>> So he went and locked himself in his bedroom.
>> And now I hear strange noises coming from in there.
>> Help! I'm going crazy.

>> Are you awake?
>> Why are you making noises?
>> Are you in distress? Or are you just wanking loud?
>> Stop it if it's that second one.

>> Blast!
>> The curse affected an unintended target.