Communications

TO: Stark Employees
FROM: The Office of Tony Stark
DATE: 08/04/2014
SUBJECT: Implementation of New Filing System

( It has come to the attention of this office... )

>>Hey dork face
>>I'm stateside again

Hey there, fashionable lady!

I know it's been a while since I checked in with you, I was all over Japan and other wedding planning things, but how is the dress doing?

Also, I'm a little worried that a month or so isn't going to be enough time to lose all the baby weight, so... is it possible to take it out if we need to?

And finally, now that the cat's out of the bag... what are the chances that you're free to rescue me from the horrible fate of ugly maternity clothing?

[Pretend this was sent earlier today]

>> You can officially punch August by the way.
>> Find it and blow it up.

>> I didn't think my dreams could get worse.
>> Now I was accused of murder.
>> A murder that didn't actually happen.
>> And David believed it.