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>> Please stay inside

>> Wanna go fuck up some orcs?
>> or trolls
>> whatever

>> You'd better be telecommuting.

>> between the weather and the orcs
>> i am officially stuck inside
>> its been 8 hrs since my last
>> escape attempt
>> i am going stir crazy
>> entertain me
>> btw are u ok
>> i think i need to spend more time
>> on the roofs around here
>> when theres less ash
>> i want to know if theyre really as
>> clean as they look when the ash
>> is gone
>> i have a new elephant
>> her name is zitka
>> shes pink
>> ill introduce u the next time
>> u come over
>> that should be soon
>> hope ur ok
>> i am so bored

>> Hey sexy taxi lady.
>> Smart move, blinking out like that.
>> Now that I'm awake though.
>> Quit holding out on me and take me to the action.

Lois appears on the tv, looking tired and serious.

"Only emergency vehicles are permitted on the roadways. All public buildings are closed and locked down. A state of emergency has been declared and all citizens are to shelter in place. Conditions have been declared extremely hazardous and life threatening. Prolonged exposure to volcanic ash can have long term effects on health. Please stay indoors and use every means possible to filter out the ash."

There's a noise off camera and she jolts to her feet. "What the hell is that thing?!" The signal abruptly cuts off.

>> This shit blocks out the sun
>> I'll be out eating things
>> Be careful, huh?

>> Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to go out there
>> I've heard demon kind of things are around
>> We should protect people right?

[Texts to Alyssa Hamilton]
>> Hey, you alright?
>> I know you can take care of yourself, but be careful with those things out there.

[Texts to Stephanie Brown]
>> What're you doing?
>> Up for some goblin butt kicking?

»Your girlfriend texted me and said "Sorry for having a sex dream about you. I wish I could unsee it."
»Me too.

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