Communications

[Text to Gale Hawthorne]
>> Oi, you awake?
>> it's 6am, do you know where your children are?
>> I may be a wee bit tipsy still
>> But I want my first milkshake of 2014
>> You up for it?

[Text to Roger]
>> You alive?
>> Haven't heard much from you lately.

When I find you I'm going to fuck you up.

>> Hey sexy-animal-print-undies-man.
>> Do you speak more French than just the national anthem?
>> Because I have a book titled 'Chez nous: Branché sur le monde francophone' sitting in front of me.
>> And it all looks like pretty accented gibberish to me.
>> Google says it means 'home business on the Francophone world' which I doubt but can't prove.
>> I think I might be needing a little help.

>>Hey, that offer still stand for checking out your boat?