Communications

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>> Without asking questions, please tell me you're okay.
>> I just need to hear that.

[Text to Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sent this morning]
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT ANAKIN AND I GET MARRIED?!!!
>> I AM SO MAD AT YOU.
>> I now have a wedding dress sitting in my room and Anakin has already seen it.

Our weathermen are predicting that it will be snowing throughout the day and through much of the night, so stay safe and bundled, and wrap up those exposed pipes. Emergency Services are recommending that you stay off the roads unless absolutely necessary. The freeways are a mess right now.

>> OMG you guys.
>> Warning warning
>> My parents showed up at our door at 9am.
>> I have no idea how long they're staying.
>> Probably longer thanks to the SNOW.

» We're going to Hawaii or Tahiti or somewhere else.
» If the damn snow follows us I will not be pleased.
» Sorry I missed you this morning, I had to go in early for a meeting with a company in England.
» How have you been?

>> Thank you for sending supplies. I really appreciate it.
>> Having Charlie over was awkward, though.

>> Snow
>> SNOW
>> It's like -- remember?
>> We have to make a snow turtle.

>> I need a consult on patent law.
>> Can you make room for me on your schedule tomorrow?

» I have never shaved my legs this fast in my life.
» Apparently desperation pays off, Robert and I found a guy at the pub.
» Robert won the coin toss, so now I'm waiting fairly impatiently.
» I'm tempted to interfere to speed things up, but he might kill me.