Communications

>> OH YEAH!
>> Are you free Friday?
>> Like -- noon?
>> I got you an interview!

>>4 months.
>> :) Can we go out for dinner tonight?

>> You should come over after work.
>> We should talk about stuff.
>> Then have lots of sex.
>> I miss you.

>> I just made about eight dozen cookies.
>> Not even kidding.
>> This is way too many for the hospital alone.
>> There's a retirement community center having Bingo this afternoon.
>> Are you free? Or we could do tomorrow instead.

>> I hope you're behaving yourself.
>> I'll be home in a week, and I expect a full report on the new job.

>> News of my death was greatly exaggerated

( » forgot to mention... )

>> Feeling a need for a double date.
>> What do you say?
>> You, me, Ben & Jerry...
>> We had such a lovely time last time. ;)

>> Joanna arrives on June 17. She's here a month for a trial run of her living here over the school year.
>> I hate to admit it, but I think I'm gonna need some help.

>> Hey.
>> We've replaced you.

>> I saw her again. At the supermarket.
>> Didn't catch her name.

Text to Azula
>> I got the job at the joke shop!
>> We need to prank people!
>> PRANK EVERYONE!

Text to Billy Batson
>> Remember your lesson tomorrow!
>> We'll be in the park!
>> The other instructor will be there, he's a really nice guy.

» You're welcome, by the way.

>>Hey. I kinda uh...
>>Since we talked about sex and stuff that time and you didn't mind
>>I've got a question relating to...that.
>>Is it possible for someone like me to uh...
>>Have a crush on someone?
>>Even though I'm not sexual?
>>Like I know I can be romantic still but...
>>This is weird. Crushes imply more physical, which this isn't...
>>I'm confused.

>> So I know I'm supposed to have bridesmaids
>> And I do have AJ for my Maid of Honor
>> But how would you feel about being my bridesbachelors?

>> So sorry
>> I've been incredibly busy
>> How is next week for a meeting?
>> Say Tuesday?

ring ring ring

>> Heya.
>> Doing alright?

[Text Messages to The Doctor Doctor Troy Doctor]
>> Have you started Dreaming yet?
>> Notice the capital D.

>> [Address]
>> My parents place
>> When are you free?
>> You can check out the pool
>> I can tell you about married life
>> And you can catch me up on what I've missed with you

Mr. Benjamin,

I was given your name by my Public Relations Rep. We've received some strange and alarming "fan mail" and apparently my safety has come into question. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be more scared than I am, but

I've been told that I need some extra security, and your name came up. They say you're good. I need good.

Can you meet for coffee sometime tomorrow (Thursday)?

Zelda Hyrule
P.S. Sorry for the late notice. I have Friday off of work, too, if that works better for you.