Communications

>>What is wrong with you.
>>Seriously.

>>Princess!
>>I know it's been a while.
>>I haven't been meaning to avoid you.
>>My Anger problems had gotten to a point where I was concerned I'd hurt you somehow.
>>But, Taiki insisted and found me a therapist.
>>Nice woman.
>>Had my first session of Anger Management Therapy today.

>> Still avoiding me?

Mr. Mayor,

Thank you for your prompt reply regarding your schedule at the state budget meetings; I'll be sure to pass the information along to the appropriate people. I have one more matter to put before you.

Recently, a landmark immigration law decision was reached in Washington. This will affect the legal status of thousands of people across the country, and approximately 35% of Orange's population is either naturalized or here on a visa/green card.

I would propose a series of social media bulletins, just two or three, culminating in an information night at city hall. I would obviously handle the bulletins, and I am in the process of talking to my contacts at UCLA's law school. If I can get the immigration lawyers to agree to appear, would you be willing to sign off on the use of the space?

Please let me know at your earliest convenience; I will be happy, of course, to answer any questions.

- S.C.

>>Hey, there's this girl I like and I need help.
>>How do I ask her if she has things she likes.
>>I don't know how to ask girls things.

>>Scoot left his phone on the counter.
>>I got curious.
>>You seriously need to help him with flirting.
>>Before the poor girl he likes will explode from mixed signals.
>>Failed flirting.
>>And all around bad at this.

>>So... I got to thinking and
>>Uh.
>>Well.
>>Here's the thing.
>>That girl I was asking you all those things about?
>>It's kinda.
>Uhm.


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>>It's kind of you and I was wondering.
>>There's this really cool thing going on at the zoo!
>>Something where you can pet some of the animals.
>>And I thought maybe we could..
>>Go out

[Helen had realized recently her need for a reliable babysitter. However, she had yet to hire one. And she thought it best if Alice wasn't there when Varric and Nikola met one another for the first time. She couldn't predict what would be said, and the girl hardly needed more confusion or upset in her life. Picking up the phone, she called the only person she could think to ask.]

[Text to Fred Weasley]
>> So what's this I heard about a birthday coming up?

>> Stop.
>> For the love of God.
>> I think she's on the verge of decking you.

>> ...He just asked me out on a date.

[Merrill]
>> Pardon me for being cheeky...

>> ...but your breasts are glorious

[Text message to Lux]
>> finally have a day off
>> you have a show tonight?

[voicemail for Kirsty Cotton]

Hey, I just got your text. I'm at work right now,, and I guess you must be too. Or you're busy or something.

I don't know what..what words....ah, I'm fucking this up. I suck at voicemail.

Look, you know I'm not the smartest guy in the world. Never had much use for school. And I don't always get along with people, and maybe I say the wrong thing, but, uh...

I love you too. So...yeah, I love you.

......bye.

[end of message]

>> Sorry to do this out of the blue.
>> Got your number from Courfeyrac.
>> My name is Sif.
>> I wanted to ask if you might be able to help me with something.

>> I'm not mad at you anymore.
>> Also, you need to give sex lessons to unskilled men.
>> You could have seminars, sell videos, stuff like that.
>> It would be a public service.

>> I don't think I've ever been so happy to say this.
>> But I'm finally out of work.