Communications

>> there's a car here
>> and the card says it's my christmas gift
>> are you serious?

» Have any free time this weekend?
» I am coming sometime tomorrow so maybe Saturday?
» I have a few ideas for you and I want to tell you about my trip.
» I will bring the ice cream!

[Wrex]

>> This is going to sound crazy
>> You can't have kids, right?
>> I know I was drunk when we talked, but you did say you were infertile, right?

I dreamed I killed someone for you.

>>jag-eun tokki!
>>Little Bunny!
>>When do you want me to pick you up.

>> Bizarre. I had a repeat of one of those insane vivid dreams last night.
>> Does the word 'Azkaban' mean anything to you?
>> In the dream my mother was telling me of a prison, a horrible place with dark creatures
>> I think she was trying to scare me into staying in my bed at night.

>>Make sure not to go out and kill him.
>>He's just an asshole.

>>Uhm... Hi.
>>Haruka.
>>Hi!

>>Baaaaaaaaaaaaabe.
>>Come here please.
>>I've got a cold and need nursing.
>>Bleh.
>>Stupid cold.

>> Prepare to be amazed, Pryde.
>> My swimmers aren't drunk drivers.

[PM to Ruby]

Dream-me makes poor life choices. Which include believing Coma Guy when he says he's going to leave his wife for her. And then he decides, after saying over and over and over that dream-me is the One and he feels nothing for his wife, that he needs to stay with his wife.

Coma Guy is an asshole for 1) thinking it's okay to cheat on the woman he's married to just because he doesn't remember her and 2) stringing dream-me along.

And dream-me is an idiot for not running in the opposite direction of a married man in the first place.

>> Keep it in your pants.
>> Please.

>> I can't make it.
>> I'm moving, and really sore.
>> I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.
>> Breakfast, y/n?

In this coming semester there will be several new rules implemented, due to some pet peeves that have developed over the past few semesters.

Rule #1: There will be no cellphones in class. Full stop. If I hear a cellphone go off or catch a student texting, the cellphone in violation of this rule will be thrown out the window. If it so happens that the room we are in has windows that do not or can not be opened (ie: the lecture hall with the wasp's nest), the phone will be placed on the window sill with the battery removed as a warning to others.

Rule #2: All essays must be stapled or somehow stuck together (but remain readable) before being turned in. To test this, all future essays will be thrown down the stairwell. Those that come apart will not be graded.

Rule #3: Please use proper grammar in your essays. For the love of all that is sacred, this is an English course.

Also outlawed are the following verbs:
- to be
- to have
- to go
- to do
- to want
- to feel

These verbs are dull, repetitive space fillers. Any instance of these verbs in your essays will result in five points off your final grade. In order to avoid this, rough drafts may be turned in to me for checking up to two days prior to the final due date.

Sincerely yours,
Professor Hamlet.

>>Uhm.
>>Hi.
>>Is this the nice woman who goes to my college too?